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Some people do drugs at parties, some people drug others to get in their pants, and some people murder the other guy celebrating his birthday so they're the sole focus. I guess this is where the term "party to a crime" comes from.
At least there's still a bit of cake left. Anybody want some?
Bird character is anonymous. Doesn't matter, it's not his birthday anymore, anyway.
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Posted by ScornfulStomach 2 years ago Report
Goodness no, you're just helping with the celebration, it's not a birthday unless you get born. Passing someone's remains is just giving birth to their final form.
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
I think that's stretching the definition, but I'm one to talk about stretching here.
Posted by HumanSnackz 2 years ago Report
Well i know who to invite to my next birthdat
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Certainly, but it was also my birthday then. At other people's parties I promise to be an excellent guest.
I won't get in the way, I won't eat too much food, and I'll be sure not to overstay my welcome. Hell, I'll probably even play designated driver, drop the other guests off at their homes.
Ah yes, everyone's gonna die horribly, of course.
Posted by HumanSnackz 2 years ago Report
Sounds like it would be a perfect party. 10/10 would invite again,
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
, but you'd have to hold a séance for that.
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Actually, wait, I'd have to hold a seance for that.
Posted by HumanSnackz 2 years ago Report
Why would you have to be the one?
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Because anyone who would invite me again is dead by then.
Posted by TaurenDevourer 2 years ago Report
Goodness, it's such fun running into a dragon who loves taking dumps as much as I love watching dragons take dumps.
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Well, I can't stop my bowels, might as well enjoy voiding them.
Posted by TaurenDevourer 2 years ago Report
A good motto to live by!
Posted by liwenyu 2 years ago Report
Excuse me, we've run out of chocolate cake for the party, could you make some more?
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Y'all do realise that's gonna have entirely too much calcium in it.
Posted by Vornykitty 2 years ago Report
Now THIS is a party! More cake for everyone it looks like
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
Whoever is left.
Posted by Vornykitty 2 years ago Report
That is true, certainly hope I'll get to have some... can give many belly rubs if needed
Posted by stearwing 2 years ago Report
You know the saying "I don't shit where I eat"? I guess it's that same kind of logic that'll protect you once you've had your fill of cake.
Posted by Vornykitty 2 years ago Report
Indeed... atleast I hope