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Crystal, Eaten By Friends By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

A little context, I suppose, is needed. As hinted at in the intro to the story, on Monday, when I was working on finishing up Kairi-nadian Thanksgiving,  CrystalKiller88 decided to inform me that it was also National Eat Your Friends Day (again), but by that point, it was too late for me to write that kind of story. Though he admitted this, I, being the devious divine that I am, decided to still write a story involving friends eating... but him rather than each other. I thought Zelda, Impa, Mipha, and Urbosa were a good fit for the friends, and at first, I was going to toss Crystal into their cooking pot, where he would split into four meals for them to enjoy simultaneously. Then, I realized that was too much like what I'd done to him in Crystal Coffee, so instead I decided to shrink him, but store his reformation essence at a more normal size, so they could eat him one at a time while the others watched, and he'd reform after he gurgled to be eaten again. (And yes, the disposal is inspired by some of the things  Kronguss has done recently.)

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Ooh some good inspiration

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

I was looking for something creative for the ending, and then I remembered those pieces.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

More Kronguss inspiration? Not that I'm complaining.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Yes. Guess I've been on a bit of a roll with that lately.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Wh-What the heck?! What's with me getting eaten all the time lately?!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

The wall falls away to reveal Nate Hatano laughing at you alongside me. Uh oh, our cover is blown! Quickly, Nate, run before he tries to get his revenge!

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

*Teleports Nate into Paimon's belly, but is unable to nab you.*

Curses!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Nate, no! I will avenge you. Teleports away to plot his vengeance.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

...Uh-Oh.

*Teleports away to hide from vengeance*

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

There will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice, where I cannot find you.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

"You think you know pain? I will make you long for something sweet as pain."

Yeah, yeah, heard it all before!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Oh, there won't be any pain involved. Just acids, lots of melty tummy acids. You'll be passed through many, many girls' guts until you finally get trapped as butt fat or in a diaper.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

HA! Even if I do, I'll escape. Then we'll do this whole song and dance over again!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Let's see if you keep that attitude when I banish you into the CD-I dimension to be devoured.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

That... Seems like overkill...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Know that I can always do so if you go too far. There will be no returning from there, since even if you reform, your mind will be lost to madness, and you'll become just another NPC in that cursed realm.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

That's... Terrifying...
*Shivers*

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

It will be the fate of the worst offending heretics on the day of Final Judgement.

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The K

Posted by The K 3 years ago Report

Got to this one late. Another good story. Of course I do love when their cheeks puff out as they try and silence their burps. Never gets old :)

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Glad you enjoyed it. The puffing cheeks when trying to suppress a belch is just so cute and fun that I have to include it in stories like this.

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