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Crystal Constantly Churned By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

It's  CrystalKiller88's birthday! That means it's time once again for him to be devoured and digested. Not in a wholesome manner either. The title was something  techtician and I came up with together based on the Tech's Tummy Time (and Vorsu Gets Vored) title. The hypnosis piece of this was something I was inspired to do by some other pieces I had seen.

Thumb sauce: https://www.deviantart.com/arrowdark/art/Old-Sketches-page-2-851303701

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Should invite the Maras to his next bday.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Nooooo! They eat me enough on Twitter!

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Eh. Not enough. Plus there's others.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

...Can you tell Yumi to let me out?

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Oh she doesn't very much like you currently. So one way out.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

B-But then I'll be stuck in her diaper!

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

And?

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

I don’t wanna be stuck in there!

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

And I don't care.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Jerkface...

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Says the one who's currently a butt

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

W-Weeeeehhh...

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Did I actually request a Tama story from you in any context other than a joke?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

You ask for her enough in Tales that's it's close enough for the joke here.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

I... But... *Sigh* True...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Besides, don't be sad, you got to explore a new Zelda tum!

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

...The fact that you're right doesn’t make me alive.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Oh right, you are still trapped as fat on her butt. How is that by the way? Soft? Warm? Comfy? I'll admit, I forgot she could do that... Must have been why that Game Over screen tried to appear.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

W-Weehhh...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Hey, she said she'd let you out eventually. When that is even I don't know, but it'll happen at some point. And look on the bright side. While you're Zelda booty jiggle, you don't have to worry about work or school or getting bullied by Mara or her extended family!

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Instead I get bullied by Zelda...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Bullied? Whatever do you mean by that? It can't be that bad on her backside.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

But what if I don’t wanna be on her backside?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

What? Preposterous! Who wouldn't want to be part of a legendary hitbox?

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

I got games to play! And stories to not write!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Zelda can play the games for you. You can watch from her butt. And since you aren't writing the stories anyways, that seems like a non-issue.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

We're really gonna have Zelda play Bloodbourne? And Halo Infinite? And GODFALL?!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Hmm... Probably not. Turns your XBox Series X into the minifridge it was always meant to be. She can play some Mario Party Superstars with her friends, and then maybe a little Animal Crossing: New Horizons after. Beware those carbonated drinks I stocked her new fridge with. They might cause some earthquakes in your new home. Though maybe you can use the gas leaks to escape into AC:NH. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you if you do.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

HA! Only one of those games was for Xbox! She'll have to play Godfall now!
*Somehow hides the Switch*

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

You think you have any control of this situation? Transforms your PS5 into a Switch OLED for Zelda. In trying to hide the Switch, you are sucked into it, forced to live out the events of Squid's Isabelle story. Your original Switch is absorbed into Zelda's bottom to take your place.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

I... Um... What? A Switch in her butt? That sounds uncomfortable...

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