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Kejik (to Ashley): "Oh, this is my new Extra Special Hat, just for me! I love it, it's so nice and pointy. But I didn't have the heart to tell my English teacher that she misspelled my name..."
Ashley: blinks in confusion
Kejik, leaning in to whisper: "I think my teacher is just a little dumb. Why else would she read all those silly books that don't even have pictures? But we all love her anyway..."
(The caracal doesn't look sad at all, though. How could he? He just got a free hat!)
Ashley, very gently: "Kejik, honey, I don't think that's..."
Kejik: "I mean, how hard can it be? How could they possibly spell my name without a G???"
Ashley: "...How do you think it's spelled, anyway?"
Kejik (big smile): "C, E, G, I, Q, E! My mama always said, 'You can't spell your name without IQ!'"
Kejik (later): "I tried to look up this strange "dun-kay" word in the dictionary, but I couldn't find it..."
Ashley: "...Kejik, that's a Scottish phonebook."
Kejik: "Oh, Ashley, you're a genius! It's not in here because this word is French! I need a French phonebook!"
This little insight into Kejik's mind (or lack thereof) was written by the immensely talented wolfSnack
Posted by Drakira 3 years ago Report
This is the type of pred a human can't help but want to feed in the peli universe isn't it?
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Posted by wolfSnack 3 years ago Report
Absolutely! He's just so cuuuuuuute (and dumb). His head is full of fluff.
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Posted by Drakira 3 years ago Report
Hmm I just imagine a group of non pet humans taking him in, and as he eats them their friends come to feed him and so on and so forth
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Posted by MarkusFreeman320 3 years ago Report
He gets invited to a lot of human parties. The loveable catto lives life with an empty head and a full belly :3
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Posted by Drakira 3 years ago Report
I can just imagine him assuming PHDs are just a better type of toilet paper that comes with sillier humans too.
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Posted by wolfSnack 3 years ago Report
Jamie: (blinks) "Well, yes? That's exactly what they are. I mean, I'm getting wiped off with triple ply..."
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