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Preemptive Stink By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Apparently today is National Pass Gas Day, and while I've tried to cut back on excessive amounts of random holiday stories, this one I naturally can't pass up on. I can't believe I didn't know it existed, but it almost feels like a bigger holiday to me than Vore Day (given my interests). I only found out this evening though, which means I didn't have a ton of time to write a big story for it, but I had a short but sweet idea (only around 4 pages, which is amazing for me) that I quickly wrote out in this last hour or so.

The basic premise is  techtician and  derpsquid42 decide to hit me with a preemptive "horny jail" strike (even though I'm never horny, so I'm not sure why they're thinking they need to) before I can become aware of the holiday and write a story that takes all down with toots. This results in my quick journey into A Link Between Worlds/Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Zelda's booty before she passes me back out as huge amount of gas. Like I said, short, but that just lets me focus in on the gas content this time, so any fans of that will definitely enjoy this (as I did).

Thumb sauce is here (which eagle-eyed fans may have realized is the other half of the same piece I used for my birthday story's thumbnail this year).

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

You.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

points Hey, don't blame me, it was Tech's idea

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Don't try to put all the blame on him. You're equally guilty.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

Hey, from a meta standpoint, you were the one who brought up that it was National Pass Gas Day, so if anything it's your fault.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Uhhh... Look over there, Peach passing gas! Dives out of frame.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

Damn! I have to get me one of those 4th wall breakers.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Hmm shoulda gone for the Batsaber ala tf2

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

You could have, but that wasn't your plan.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

Yes but a digital BONK would have been satisfying

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