“You sure you don’t just want me to hit her in a car going 40, that tends to work,” replied Bug, before she took a long drag of her cigarette. The mardy mare letting out the smoke in a slow puff as she flicked through the surprisingly flattering photos in her target’s dossier, before settling on a suggestive ass shot. The earth pony casually evaluating the chubby eye candy, as apart from the busty pegamare being a bit taller than the norm, nothing in the information provided indicated there would be nothing too challenging about eliminating the equine.

“We would prefer if she was removed from the equation…. A little more discretely, though as usual, the exact methods are up to what you deem appropriate,” replied the soot-black griffon sitting across from Bug. The nose tickling smell of medical balm spanning the gap like a putrid perfume, as Bug continued to browse the information, he had been so kind as to supply her with.

“So, a standard snarf and scoot, you’re getting boring Grimm, it’s not like you to request a grab and gulp, especially for what I assume is one of your enemies, even if you only want rid of her for a couple of days,” replied Bug, before giving her lungs another hit of nicotine. The mare smirking slightly, safe in the knowledge that she had ruffled the hawk’s feathers with the blasé mention of his name, even if shadows he was leering in masked his reaction. The swarthy griffon more used to hearing his sinister name uttered with a bit more fear, so it was always a little jarring for the cruel catbird when the grey glutton engaged him in calm conversation.

“You could throw a table at her if you prefer, then again you could also smile more,” retorted Grimm in as close as his cold voice came to a joke, as his sharp mind showed no signs of being tilted. The carnivorous career of the mare in front of him giving her some leniency, but at the end of the day, she was still a disposable flat toothed mud pony, albeit one slightly more useful than the average.

“If you wanted sunshine and smiles you should have hired my sister, she is better at that…. Societal norms bullshit,” said Bug, as she twirled the fag in her hoof as if to illustrate her point with all the poise of a crack addict. The mare then taking another puff, as she always hated Grimm’s instance on morning meetings, even if the batty buzzard paid her well for whatever he wished to discuss. Either way, Bug always felt a little rough if she had to get up before noon, as it was not uncommon for the demented dubstep of her menagerie’s mating calls to keep her up late at night.

“Perhaps, but then again, she lacks your cold capacity to consume, what is it they call you? The slate snarfer?” Responded Grimm seemingly amused by the moniker the mare had managed to pick up, though it was but one of many.

“Among other things, though most are not quite so flattering,” shrugged off Bug, as she continued to read over the bundle of notes, which were in the sadist’s normal fancy cursive. This job seeming pretty cut and dry, as Bug finished leaving through the documents and pictures, quite confident that she could dispose of this “Tainted Love,” without too much effort.

“So, I take it this problematic Pegasus will be no trouble then?” asked Grimm, flexing his claws menacingly, as both parties knew the punishments for failure, not like the dour devourer had ever failed him in the past. Bug giving a smug smirk, as she stubbed out her cigarette in the ashtray and leaned back in her chair, more than happy to accept the contract for a delightful disappearance.

“Not in the slightest…. In fact, I think might even bring a fun friend to help torment this troublesome tart…”

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It is not uncommon for Grimm to give Bug a call when he needs a pony eliminated from the equation. The grey glutton is usually on his shortlist, as she has a knack for digesting the evidence. For whatever reason, Tainted Love has transgressed against the batty buzzard, earning her an unplanned house visit from Bug, who decides to bring a friend along to make this short term disappearance a little more... interesting...

A fun first part to a multipart collab between me and Crazy Water ( https://derpibooru.org/profiles/Crazy+Water). The other parts can be found below:

Part one: you are here

part two: https://aryion.com/g4/view/780625

Part 3: https://aryion.com/g4/view/791409

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