Community CookoutByEdward Hyde“Oh hey!” Jack grinned as he opened the door and saw his daughter’s best friend Aubrey, grinning excitedly, her own dad stood just behind her. “Now the gang’s all here!” The sound of laughter, chattering and the occasional good-humoured shriek could clearly be heard coming from the back garden. “Go on through, honey!” he stood aside and invited the eleven year old in with a wave of his arm. “You know the way!”“Have fun pumpkin!” Her dad patte

From out of frame, the cameraman signaled to the woman on stage. She took a small
breath, before stepping forward.
“Welcome one and all to the debut episode of America’s newest cooking show, Babe to
Banquet!”
The woman stood tall and confident, wearing her white chef’s coat, matched by her
equally white hair. Her hair settled at her waist, around which was tied her apron with
small font that read ‘Chef Blanche.’ Her sizable bust was well contained within the
jacket, buttons done to t

The Perfect Burrito
By
Edward Hyde
 
 
 
The little Mexican cafe seemed quieter than usual when Avery walked in, school bag over her shoulder. Where normally the tables were filled with happy, chattering patrons, today it was empty apart from a very smart-looking middle-aged man who sat alone at one of the tables nursing a coffee. The sweet blonde ten year old didn’t think too much of it – some days were sure to be busier after all and she was out of school a little early.

Widdle WeeniesByEdward HydeInspired by the art of DrakiraHallie’s dad had barely managed to park the car before the over-excited six year old practically launched herself out of the passenger seat towards the welcoming-looking facade of the Widdle Weenie factory. Quite tall for her age, Hallie was slim but with a cute belly and butt. Her glasses were the same deep pink as her t-shirt which was baggy but short enough to expose her belly-button and her straight, bobbed hair, which was so pale bl

Party FavoursByEdward HydeThe sun was beautiful, with just enough refreshing breeze to keep the day from being too hot. It was, thought Josie, the perfect day to enjoy the park! Clearly she was not the only one to have thought so since there were quite a few others there – lots of families of course as well as dog-walkers, couples taking strolls, folks riding bikes either alone or in groups and more than a few solo sun-seekers like herself. Still, it was not crowded and there was plenty of roo

Stella StewByEdward HydePutting on her best smile and straightening her glasses, Stella reached out and pushed the door-bell. She was looking forward to seeing old Mrs Caprae again. The elderly goat was always so sweet to her and would prepare home-made lemonade and cookies for her, or sometimes a slice of cake, while she helped with the housework. She didn’t go around often, maybe four times a year as part of her Girl-scouts’ community program but she always enjoyed the visits. Today, she w

Sweet ClementineByEdward Hyde“Do I really have to drink this?” Clementine held the small glass bottle up to the light, the pale green liquid inside glowing faintly as the occasional bubble made its way up the inside of the glass. “It looks really gross!” “Now stop fussing!” her mum shook her head in annoyance. “You know it’s the only way we can afford this holiday!” “Seems kinda dumb…” The ten year old blew her blonde fringe out of her face with an irritated huff. “You

AUTHOR’S NOTEThis story was written for the very talented 3DG artist Onix whose work many of you will no doubt be familiar with as a prize for winning my fan-art contest to celebrate the day when, in the alternate timeline of my stories, Sidney Roebuck finally got her wish and was slaughtered for her meat! Since the promised prize story was to be personalised, Onix requested a story about a shy boy who is teased by the meat-girls before picking one for dinner! The story you are about to read g

Halloween StewByEdward Hyde“So?” Elizabeth asked, pushing her painted chest forward. “How do they look?”“Good enough to eat!” her girlfriend Helen giggled. “Now turn around and let me do your ass!” Giggling, Elizabeth did as she was told and bent forward, pushing out her firm, round rump. Helen dipped her brush in the pot of edible, vegetable-based orange paint and began to coat the offered meat. It was Halloween night and the seventeen year old lovers has volunteered to be the m

Happy MeatByEdward Hyde“Since 1979,” the grinning clown mascot on the screen explained, “our Happy Meals have been delighting girls and boys the world over.” Photographs of happy families enjoying their McDonalds meal filled the screen in quick succession, starting with slightly grainy snaps through better quality photographs up to professional-quality digital pictures, the changing times marked as much by the fashions of those in the pictures as by the quality of the photographs themsel

Lupina’s HalloweenByEdward HydeLupina Wolfe, one of the few Lupus Sapiens brave enough to try living among humans, absolutely loved Halloween! The decorations were cute and fun, all the best movies and special were on TV and the evening consisted of group after group of delicious little boys and girls knocking on her door. Best of all, however, it was the one night of the year she didn’t have to hide what she was! For all the rest of the year, she was the quiet and bookish young woman who wo

A Tale of Two Tasty Tourists – Gemma and Rebecca’s Last VacationA Cannibal NovelByEdward HydeChapter One“Thank you for dining at the Roebuck International, Fort Worth.” the pretty young waitress smiled. “My name is Rochelle and I’ll be your waitress for this evening.” She handed out menus to the smartly-dressed family. “Can I bring you some drinks to start you off?” she smiled. The two young girls in their smart dresses that made them look as if they were on their way to a wedd

Grandmother's HouseByEdward HydeOnce upon a time not so very long before our own, there stood a village surrounded by forest. The village was prosperous, the people strong and healthy and their lives easy and, for the most park, happy, because they were children of Grandmother and lived under her protection. The sun was high above the village but mid-day had already passed. The time for the Offering would soon be at hand. The people of the village embraced the religion the missionaries had taugh

Lupina’s Sweet SurpriseByEdward Hyde“Hi there, Sugar!” Lupina smiled as she let herself into the kitchen and sat down to put her feet up. Of all the steps she had to take to pass among humans, forcing her clawed feet into tight, dainty shoes was by far the most uncomfortable! With a sigh of relief, she kicked off her shoes and wiggled the furry toes of her hind paws. “Eaten all your cookies?”“Yes, Ma’am!” Jimmy grinned proudly from within his fattening cage. “Not a single crumb

Sole FoodByEdward HydeThe morning was just like any other and had been uneventful up to that point. On his way home from his early morning shift at the factory, as he always did, Jack glanced through the window of the high street butcher shop to see if there were any cute naked meat-girls inside, either on display or waiting for processing. To his surprise, however, he recognised one of the girls leaning on the counter, naked as the day she was born, chatting to the butcher’s assistant &nd

Trixie’s VictoryByEdward Hyde“Well howdy, y’all!” Trixie Coleman touched the brim of her white, rhinestoned Stetson in imitation of Sidney Roebuck’s trademark pose. Considering that her father was a world-famous actor, her attempt at a Texan accent was especially bad. Thankfully she dropped it after her initial greeting and returned to her normal valley-girl accent, tinged with English inflections on certain words reflecting the way her family split their time between California and Lo

Sidney’s Last SupperByEdward Hyde“Don’t stay out here too long!” Martha warned, realizing it was time to get back to work. “I know you want a good tan for Monday but you definitely don’t want sunburn! Peeling skin wouldn’t be very appetising!” Sidney, who had pulled one side of her large, padded headphones aside to listen, giggled and promised she would come in soon, after another two chapters. She then replaced the padded cup over her ear and settled back down to listen. The pai

Sidney SouvenirsByEdward HydeThe discrete black car with its tinted windows pulled up outside the Sidney Campaign press-office and the girl herself got out. The modest limo might have drawn attention in any small town or been considered flashy by the standards of pretty much any other city but in LA it was close to invisible and that was how Sidney liked it. On her way from the hotel suite in one of her father’s many commercial properties she had passed three billboards with her face and body

For a Good CauseByEdward HydeLupina yawned and stretched, feeling a little irritated. Who was ringing her door-bell at this time of the morning? The clock by her bed told her that it was only a little after ten and she had only been asleep for four hours. She much preferred the night. That was when she had energy and where she felt at home. Night was her natural time. Still, if she was going to live in the human world she knew she sometimes had to abide by its customs and, by human standards, 10

Chapter Three: Birthday BarbecueThe day of Sarah’s party finally arrived! As arranged, Cameron and Shelly, along with their mums, arrived just after breakfast to help with the preparation, all in normal clothes for now with their costumes in bags to change into later. Ed had met them at the door, explaining that Sarah was still in bed. With a sly smile, Linda suggested that she, Cameron’s mum Angela and Shelly get things started in the kitchen while Ed took Cameron up to help wake Sarah up s

Turning Twelve and TastyByEdward HydePrologue“How do I look?” Cameron asked, turning to his mum and straightening the rhinestone-bedazzled cowboy hat.“Very pretty!” his mum Angela laughed. “Sure you don’t want a wig?”“Nah!” he giggled. “Those get pretty itchy!”“True!” she chuckled. She looked down a little pointedly between her son’s legs. “And you definitely don’t want to wear some trunks? Or a thong or anything?” “None of the girls will be!” Cameron remind

Cousin CalzoneByEdward Hyde“Have you ever seen one of these before?” Jennifer asked the two children who stood naked, scrubbed and holding hands, looking in awe at the huge, open-fronted brick oven in front of them. They both shook their heads in wonderment – it really did look like something out of a fairy tale, making them feel like Hansel and Gretel! Although in their case, of course, they would be going willingly into the oven. After all, they had not been following special fattening d

A Morning at SidneylandByEdward Hyde“I can’t believe we’re finally here!” ten year old Amy gushed as her dad put on the handbrake and turned off the car engine. She had been begging ever since she saw the first adverts when the part opened last Summer and eventually her parents had agreed to take her for a weekend visit, even splashing out on one of the on-site hotels which came with special perks like early entry and all food and drink included since they were only staying for one night

The Anniversary DinnerByEdward Hyde“Is the coast clear?” Ed asked as Cameron opened the door, barefoot and wearing a fluffy blue dinosaur-patterned bath-robe that had seen better days. His dark hair was wet from a recent shower and he was grinning from ear to ear. Sarah rushed forward to hug her friend before he replied. “Yup!” he grinned as Sarah released him and picked up the bag of groceries they had brought with them as promised. “Mum’s getting her hair done with Auntie Carol and

The School PlayByEdward Hyde“Oh come on, you two!” Mrs. Parker chuckled, finding Elizabeth on her knees on the tiled floor of the shower cubicle, Preston’s willy in her mouth. “People are starting to arrive and you need to get into costume!” Elizabeth, since she knew it was rude to talk with her mouth full, held up a finger to ask the amused teacher to wait as she bobbed back and forth faster than before, determined to get the result she’d been working towards before having t

Campfire Companions
By
Edward Hyde
“Sweetheart? Can you come in here, please?” Sasha’s mum Laura called to her out the kitchen door. It was a warm day during the Summer holidays and the sweet, blonde eight year old was sat on a picnic rug on the lawn, playing with her dolls. Hearing her mum call, she put down her toys, brushed some loose grass clippings off her light, yellow dress and ran to her, smiling as she nearly always did.
“What is it, Mummy?” she looked up

The Valentine Special
By
Edward Hyde
“So, Daddy?” twelve year old Sarah bounced onto her father, Ed’s lap, acting as she often did like a much younger child, knowing that cuteness was her best was of getting what she wanted from her beloved Daddy. Of course she knew there were other things her friends did to get their way with their daddies and she loved doing those things to and with him too of course but she enjoyed them too much to think of using them for manipulation, not t