Posted by Resileaf 2 years ago Report

Breasts so sensitive she can recognize man-made objects instantly~

Posted by moonpunch101 2 years ago Report

Fun! I understood that reference. :P

Posted by ArtaxIsSleeping 2 years ago Report

Posting my calculator again: https://artaxissleeping.github.io/YearOfTheTwos/
Spoilers!

Posted by dst3313 2 years ago Report

Ahh, poor V'Ger! So close and yet so far

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

and thus the last artificial vestige of humanity disappear from the universal gaze.

Makes one wonder if the exotic particles also prevent creating a gravity well and time dealation so it keeps getting posted on time, because getting internet signal on cross dimension time distortions are a bitch! :P

(also it would suck for her suddenly seeing the star night suddenly moving in ultra speed and tucking it back in to a much MUCH darker and emptier night sky)

earth next mission should be to find where the top of the shirt is and deliver pumpkin spice latte, living on planetary expansion diet must really leave a bad taste/no taste...lets open a gofundme for food delivery to the shield's edge, starting with spice latte.

....what? i'm silly but i can be nice too, its not unusual to be considerate(and poor).

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

Asides from crossing the borders of the heliosphere, Chen passed at least two more milestones:

- her diametrical growth has broken the light barrier.
Her nipples are now moving away from each other at about 1.5 times the speed of light, which means each of her nipples is moving at 75% of the speed of light, they appear to an external viewer distorted and with an immense blue-shift, and should receive a relativistic mass increase of 51%. But since the latter is not the case, as the overall density has remained the same, there must be some counteracting effect. As an alternative to this variant, one could also imagine a relativistic growth scenario in which Chen's mass increase is partly due to the relativistic mass increase. Then Chen's shape would get closer and closer to a sphere expanding at its surface at the speed of light, whose mass per mammary cell increases the closer they are to the outer skin. Due to the time dilation, it could even be that the doubling rate remains the same for the individual cells.

- each of her breasts is now heavier than the Milky Way used to be, now even including dark matter, they now weigh about 14 times as much as the old galaxy each, and together her massive mommy milkers now make up the lion's share of the new Milky Way at about 97%.

Given the extreme tactile sensitivity of her skin, I wouldn't be surprised if Chen began to hear the music engraved on Voyager's Golden Record in her head, should the impact have released it from its aluminium cover.

Posted by Razgriz 2 years ago Report

hrm. does this mean when she lifts her top her breasts are expanding near to the speed of light or is it a gradual spread..?

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

My assumptions were as follows: the rate of her growth is compensated by an increased Hubble constant. The space veiled by her top expands within itself, as does the universe, only increased by an immense factor. When unveiling, this space is quasi "unfolded" by widening the multidimensional bottleneck. Because space can travel faster than light (that's what warp drive relies on), this progress appears to happen faster than light. The fact that the objects that hit Chen's skin don't shatter is probably due to the fact that they don't actually hit her with a high velocity, but that the space that is replaced by Chen's body is obliterated by an even higher, negative Hubble constant, to neutralize spatial distortion. This brings the objects closer to her, although they and Chen's breasts each remain in the same place in space.

I hope I have explained it in a comprehensible way, I don't know what is harder: to clothe this concept in words or pressing Chen's bust back under her top.

Posted by Razgriz 2 years ago Report

Just breaking all the psychics! XD

Posted by ElJorro 2 years ago Report

This is getting out of hand.