Written by  NotAPhantom!

The small rouge girl pouted in the shadows in the cave. Most rogues are like this by default, but she had an actual reason for it this time. It was their dumb 'party leader' who wouldn't give her a chance to shine! She was sick of his stupid rules like, "don't steal from the party while on night watch," and "don't go running off on your own," and "don't eat the cute serving maid at the tavern!" What would he know? All he does is just go storming off and attacking head on! Maybe he should listen to her for once! When the figher stomped past, she ran after him. "Hey! You know that the moment you start shouting in there, they're gonna take the treasure out the back, right?"

"Well, maybe if you helped us fight for once, maybe we'd beat them before they could sound the alarm."

"That's not how these gangs work! Listen, I know what I'm talking about! I used to work-"

"Not now, we'll talk about this later!"

The warrior was just about to let out his usual war cry. The rogue suddenly jumped up and silenced him by leaping at his head! He was forced to drop his weapon, and the rogue dragged him back to the mouth of the cave. Before either of them knew what was happening, the rouge slipped the fighter's head into her mouth as she walked backwards. Somehow, the armor only helped him slip down easier. In a matter of moments, the rogue's stomach was practically as big as she was with the fighter comfortably inside. The rogue took a couple deep breaths before steeling herself for the mission. "Now, it's my turn to be in charge..."

The rogue stealthily and silently darted back into the cave, her much larger belly seemingly not getting in the way. She was fairly accustomed to moving silently with a suddenly much larger figure. However, her prey disagreed with her. The angry warrior inside started punching and kicking her insides, trying to force his way out. It occasionally, knocked the rogue off balance, but the real problem was that it was causing the rogue to belch and hiccup with her overactive meal. The gang members were starting to get suspicious.

The rogue tucked herself away into the corner, while holding her belly tightly. "Will you pipe down in there?" She shouted in a hushed tone. She pounded down on the top of her belly to hush him up. "Listen, this job is worth too much to let you screw it up with your braindead plans. I know what I'm talking about, and I can get this done my own way. So just accept it, and stop moving around so much!" The rogue took some deep breaths once again as the struggling in her stomach stopped. She couldn't hear anything he was saying, and frankly, she didn't care.

The rogue resumed her sneaking until she finally found the treasure room. She found the exact trinket they were looking for, in a small lockbox. The rogue couldn't quite reach her pockets with her belly in the way. The rogue shrugged and opened her mouth wide open to swallow the box whole. After that, she snuck her way back out the way she came without the bandits being none the wiser. By the time she was within a decent walking distance, she let out a loud belch. "Uuuuurp! Aah, told you I knew what I was doing!" She said, teasing her party leader some more. "Maybe now, you'll learn your lesson... at least, as soon as we get to camp." The rogue laughed at his expence before being met with more struggling. "Yeah yeah, relax. I'm gonna let you out when we get back. Your armor would've given me indigestion anyway. Just let me enjoy this a little while longer." The rogue pat her belly as she disappeared into the woods.

Art by me!

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