A Pirate's Lizard Meal
 
 
Valeria of the Red Brotherhood was drinking from the water of a stream in that desolate green region. She had fled the place where she sold her sword after killing a man who did not foresee that she was beyond an ordinary woman, and now she found herself in a forest where even the animals did not make sounds.
 
The blonde stood up, her thirst sated, but put her hand on her stomach when it emitted a loud, painful growl. She was so hungry she could eat a dragon.
 
The tall pirate had shoulder-length unruly hair confined by a band of crimson satin, and wore boots, resistant pants and a white shirt with a large cleavage, showing plenty of her ample breasts. She carried a sword on her silken sash worn as a girdle
 
The woman spotted some brightly colored fruit on the branches of some nearby trees. Her stomach rumbled even louder, and the blonde climbed up on a rock and stood on the tips of her toes to get one of the fruits, and was about to do so, when....
 
A terrifying roar came from deeper in the forest, causing the pirate to draw her weapon and go into a combat stance. She had never heard such a sound produced by any animal, and the woman soon knew why when she saw the one causing the noise come out from among the trees, knocking some of them down.
 
Its huge, corpulent green body was covered with scales. Its long, spiky neck ended in a huge saurian head with big python-like eyes and huge yellowish fangs. Its back was covered with large spikes, as was the tip of its long and powerful tail. The titanic creature walked on four short but extremely strong legs.
 
Valeria had heard legends about this creature. It was a Hyborian dragon. The creature realized Valeria's presence and roared again, happy to see a potential meal. The sudden appearance of the dragon scared Valeria, but now the blonde was smiling and licking her lips. The pirate's belly growled in a roar louder than the monster's, making the surprised beast retreat a little.
 
"Perfect timing! And quite a plump reptile too~"
 
The Hyborian dragon couldn't understand her words, but it surely was confused and uncomfortable. Then, something that never happened before took place: the smaller golden-furred primate started approaching it.
 
 
...
 
 
The once silent forest was now disturbed by loud groans and growls coming from a massive and bloated mass of white flesh. Laying on it, an imobile Valeria was surrounded in every direction by her own gigantic belly. Her white silk shirt and been damaged, making her full-bosom be exposed. But she had bigger things to be concerned about right now, like the tail of a Hyborian dragon sticking out of her mouth!
 
The thick tail moved angrily, trying uselessly to hit Valeria with its sharp plates. The blonde simply started sucking down the fat appendage like a huge green noodle. Only the gods know how she managed to swallow the weaponized plates without hurting herself, but she surely did! With a last gulp, she sent the tip of the tail to join its owner inside her stomach.
 
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!" A thunderous and crass belch only a pirate could produce echoed through the forest, making trees tremble with its sheer force. "Arg! I almost thought I was gonna choke! So, how does it feel to be eaten by something you saw as lunch moments before, you scaly bastard?!"
 
From inside the massive belly came furious roars from the dragon, who thrashed inside its prison with great dismay and wrath. This, of course, only caused an aching pain to Valeria, but wasn't enough to give the monster a chance to escape.
 
"You can bitch all you want, you overgrown gecko! You're done for!" Valeria punched her mountain of a belly, forcing out another burp. "I just got to wait for you to shrink to a size that is easier to deal with, then I'll get out of this damned forest!"
 
The Hyborian dragon thrashed a little, making the blonde groan painfully. She started thrashing herself, attacking her own gut with anger.
 
"HELL, STOP THIS AT ONCE! PUT IN YOUR THICK SKULL THAT THERE'S NO GETTING OUT OF ME!"
 
No need to say that digesting her reptilian meal was far from easy. It took days to process, with the dragon fighting most of the time and Valeria completely imobile. When night time came, she slept using her gut as a pillow, and when she got bored, the pirate exercized by punching and kicking her middle. But no matter how slow it was, digestion was happening: eventually, Valeria's feet were able to touch the ground!
 
Instead of laying, she now was upright. Her titanic belly still made her imobile, and blocked her view. She was happy nonetheless.
 
"I think that one more day is all I need, and I'll be able to walk again. But you're already dead, so taunting you has no point," Valeria looked proudly at the Hyborian dragon's skull, that was imprinted against her belly. "When you were alive you couldn't understand my words, so what am I even getting at anyway? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! Oof, that felt good!"
 
The meaty burp made Valeria's insides ache less. Her stomach soon wouldn't be the focus of the pain anymore, for the blonde woman's bowels were sucking the dragon soup loudly with a draining sound. When her intestines tried to deal with the monster's enormous bones and hardy scales, the pirate was forced to groan and widen her eyes.
 
Draining the cranium of the creature made her scream and curse and pray and belch for more than a hour.
 
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOURP! ARG, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU WIN, YOU LIZARD! YOUR SKULL CAN GO BUUUUUUUUURP FREE! JUST PLEASE, GET OUT OF MY INTESTINES! OOOOOUCH....BOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUURP!
 
Sweating and trembling, Valeria screamed in a tone of voice way more feminine than her usual one when the skull was finally dealt with. She gave a painful gelatinous belch and almost fainted.
 
"It's not like it's over..." She told herself, still trembling. "This bastard still got a long trip to make..."
 
 
 
...
 
 
Valeria waddled through the forest like a baby trying to learn how to walk. She grew unaccustomed with the activity, after a long time being imobile. Her whole body hurt, both outside and inside, but she was grateful for being able to move again. And her body was quite different too.
 
The once voluptuous yet slim pirate was now a walking blob of adipose mass, a true whale. Her legs and thighs were thick as a rhyno's, her eyes had grown to a prodigious size that was tearing big holes in her pants. Her destroyed white shirt was in rags and completely opened, showing her titanic white tits that bounced with every movement. Even her ams and face were fatter, to the point that Valeria had gained a new chin.
 
And of course, her belly was the greatest victim: it hanged massive and blubbery, a monument to the destruction of a gigantic monster. The organ was loud, not because of the now empty stomach, but because of the now full bowels.
 
"BOOOOOURP!" The obese pirate belched loudly, this burp fouler than all her previous ones since the source of its gas was the intestines. Her belly then started to make violent bubbling sounds, much to Valeria's dismay. "Heh, I knew this time would come..."
 
She ripped her pants for they were far beyond saving, and did the same to her simple underwear. Valeria crouched a little, closing her eyes.
 
"Here it comes..." She ripped a thunderous fart that shook the entire forest and lasted several seconds, but once it ended a second fart followed, this one violently expelling huge amounts of shit.
 
The farting got more intense as more and more excrement came out of Valeria's butt, without another pause. The wind was so strong that only the pirate's gained weight saved her from being knocked down by her own gas. The gross cacophony went on and on, to the point that Valeria lost her perception of time. Her life now was ejecting endless thick logs of shit, but she had to admit that it felt pretty good, even thought it hurt.
 
Finally, the farting ceased. But Valeria knew she wasn't done. Something was blocking her way, and it was clear to her that it was the dragon's skull. She bit her lower lip, trying harder to get it out. As a result, smaller farts escaped through the empty eye sockets and nasal conchae just like sound comes out of an instrument. Using all her strenght, her butthole expanded greatly and allowed the skull to pass.
 
With a final proud of victory, Valeria turned around to contemplate her work: a colossal mountain of turd, highter than the trees and decorated with several large bones and some armour-like scales. The newest addition to it was a large and monstrous reptilian skull. Slapping her fat ass with pride, Valeria noded.
 
"I know several sages who love searching for what they call 'fossils', but I doubt they'd like to find this one," With a short laugh, the pirate turned away from the mound of turd. "Guess I made your species go extinct, mister lizard!"
 
With a louder laugh, Valeria of the Red Brotherhood started slowly waddling away from that pile that looked like it wanted to reach the skies. Caressing her belly, the fattened pirate knew that she already dealt with the only danger in the forest, and that she wouldn't need to eat again anytime soon.