The Hiccups
 
 
“So then I told Sarah….”
 
 
 
“HIC!”
 
 
 
“…and she had the audacity to…”
 
 
 
“HIC!”
 
 
 
“…her fake tits and…”
 
 
 
“HIC!”
 
 
 
“Brandon, come on!” Madeline pouted as she sat on her boyfriend’s lap. “I’m trying to tell you something!”
 
 
 
“Sorry HIC! Babe HIC! It’s just that HIC! I’m having a bad case of the HIC! Hiccups right now….HIC!” Brandon looked down, a bit embarrassed.
 
 
 
“Oh Brandon, I told not to eat so fast!” Madeline smiled warmly and caressed her boyfriend’s hair. Brandon was far from bad looking, but he never understood how he ended up getting this bombshell of a girl.
 
 
 
Her hair was black and straight, her eyebrows were just a bit bushy, her tits were fat and her ass and thighs were downright ginormous. She hated wearing panties, so the tight pants she was wearing left Madeline with an impressive camel toe that was driving Brandon crazy. Not only was Madeline good looking, she was also a loving girl. His parents always jokingly asked when he would marry her, and Brandon intended to make her his wife one day.
 
 
 
“You know what,” Madeline winked playfully. “I think I have a solution for your problem. Call it my personal medicine, if you will.”
 
 
 
Then she kissed him passionately. He was caught off guard at first, but Brandon kissed his girlfriend back with closed eyes and both hands grasping her ass. He forgot his surroundings, his hiccupping, even his name. There was only the kiss, deep and intense as only Madeline could knew how to do. It looked like it would last forever…
 
 
 
 
 
HIIIIC-GULP!
 
 
 
 
 
Until the biggest hiccup of all came, making Brandon accidently swallow his girlfriend whole in a unexpected reflex movement. He sucked her in head first in the blink of an eye, as fast and easily as one swallows pasta. The was no way for  him to react in time to save Madeline, so Brandon was left grasping his own distended belly instead of Madeline’s massive butt.
 
 
 
“W-What the fuck?!” Brendon looked in great confusion at Madeline’s imprinted form inside his gut. “Mady?! What did just happen?!”
 
 
 
“Brandon, you swallowed me!” Madeline screamed from inside her fleshy prison, desperately fighting against the stomach walls that seemed to close in on her. “You’ve got to throw me up!”
 
 
 
“Silly Mady, you know I have a condition that males me unable to throw up! HIC! And it looks like HIC! Eating you so fast only made my hiccups get HIC! Worse! HIC!”
 
 
 
“Hmm, maybe try drinking some water?” Madeline’s desire to help her boyfriend made her forget of her own problems for a second.
 
 
 
“Great idea, love!” Brandon got up and began walking to the kitchen, moving with surprising ease for someone carrying an entire human being in their middle section. “HIC! HIC!”
 
 
 
“Wait, not now! Drink water AFTER getting me out of here!”
 
 
 
But Brandon was hiccupping all the way to the kitchen, and didn’t hear his girlfriend’s words and screams. Opening the fridge he got several large bottles of water, and opening them, began to drink. Inside his stomach, cool water began to shower over poor Madeline, who began screaming and pleading louder now. The water was making the acid pool inside her prison grow, and if Brandon kept going it would be a death sentence to his girlfriend.
 
 
 
The air-headed boyfriend finished a two litter bottle and wiped some water from his mouth, then belched crassly and loudly. Brendon remembered something and sighed.
 
 
 
“Babe, you got so much meat in you… it’s totally going to ruin diet. I’m gonna have to make the gym my second home.”
 
 
 
That pause made Madeline grow hopeful. Perhaps her boyfriend had finished drinking, and would now begin planning some other way to get her out! They would all laugh at this little adventure and make love to warm her increasingly cold body!”
 
 
 
“HIC! Shit, I didn’t drink enough! Guess I’ll empty all these bottle just for good measure!”
 
 
 
And so he began drinking water once again, but this time he kept going until the end. Inside his gut the acid-water level was rising like a deadly trap bent on Madeline’s destruction. She was covered up to her neck in it, and there were no signs the tide was going to stop increasing.
 
 
 
“You adorable numbnut!” Were Madeline’s last words as she tried to keep her face away from the pool, only for it to be covered just like the entire interior of Brandon’s stomach. Still, Brandon kept on drinking water, making the already filled belly grow, the imprinted shape of Madeline’s body disappearing as her prison walls were forced to expand.
 
 
 
The belly was now perfectly round and bulgeless, getting more and more massive by the minute. Inside it, Madeline floated aimlessly around like a fish in a big globular aquarium but sadly, unlike a fish, she could not breathe underwater. Finally, Brendon put the last empty bottle aside and punched his chest to release some internal pressure:
 
 
 
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!” His belch was so intense that, wasn’t for his condition, he would have puked a good amount of the water he just drank.
 
 
 
Instead, only a few droplets managed to exit his body through his mouth. Brandon burped again with his mouth closed and groaned due to his aching belly.
 
 
 
“Phew, that was rough! At least I’m cured from the hiccups! Thanks for the advice, babe!” Brendon slapped his belly some times, making it’s contents splash around loudly. But there was no reply, and Brandon felt no movement inside. He gave his round gut some slaps once again, more urgently this time. “Hey, babe? Babe?”
 
 
 
As if in an answer to his fears his belly gave a much ominous growl followed by a wet gurgling and fatalistic bubbling sounds. Brendon pouted, frustrated.
 
 
 
“After teasing me so much with camel toe of yours, we won’t be able to fuck… that’s just my luck,” He rolled his eyes in disappointment. Then he had an idea.
 
 
 
Picking up his phone, Brendon sat back on the couch where it all started, dismal sounds coming from the furniture upon receiving his now much increased weight. He started messaging a hot acquaintance of his who had shown interest in him in the past, and in a matter of minutes he had a dinner date for the next day.
 
 
 
 
 
…
 
 
 
The way Brendon was digging in his food it didn’t even seemed that his belly was still as big as the day before. But it was, and it also was sloshing and gurgling loudly and attracting the gaze of all the other patrons of the restaurant. His date just sat opposite him wide eyed and with her jaw dropped in pure horror.
 
 
 
“So…” Sarah built the strength to talk. “You’re saying that you accidently swallowed your own girlfriend because of a hiccup?”
 
 
 
“And a poor-timed kiss, yes.”
 
 
 
“That time you went to the bathroom not long ago, were you, huh…” Sarah’s voice became a whisper. “…getting her out of your system?”
 
 
 
“No, not really. You see, all that BOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURP!” Brendon belched loudly, splattering his date’s face with droplets of water and crumbs of food. “Oh, ‘scuse me, haha! As I was saying, turns out that drinking too much water dilutes the stomach acids and slows down digestion, and if you remember how much water I said I drank, well…I won’t get her out of my system anytime soon.”
 
 
 
Sarah waved away the foul sour cloud that had hit her in the face. This wasn’t going like she dreamed it would, no, not at all. But it was interesting, to say the least.
 
 
 
“Not only is my stomach overworked, but so are my kidneys. Guess I’ll only be able to properly digest her once I get rid of all that water. Hey, are you going to eat yours? No? Thanks!” Brendon took Sarah’s food and began devouring it, cleaning the plate in a matter of seconds and looking pretty satisfied afterwards.
 
 
 
“Gosh, it’s no surprise you get such terrible hiccups if you eat like that!” Sarah giggled. “So, let me see if I got it right: Madeline’s body is still inside your belly, floating around in a mixture of water and acid like a big useless pile of meat?”
 
 
 
“That’s pretty much how it goes,” Brendon replied, slapping his gut, sending ripples over it’s surface and causing it to make a loud sound like a wet drum being hit.
 
 
 
Sarah couldn’t help but grin, then bite her lower lip. She and Madeline never liked each other, even before she started dating the guy Sarah liked. They had just recently had an awful quarrel, and both said a lot of very mean things to each other. Madeline even implied that Sarah’s big breasts were the result of some cosmetic surgery! There were a lot of people watching the fight, and when Madeline said that in front of everyone, it made Sarah feel so humiliated and offended…
 
 
 
She slapped Brendon’s belly hard, scaring him and forcing out a small burp. She them grabbed it and played with it in a manner that was quite relaxing to the accidental predator.
 
 
 
“Let’s get out of here and go to my place,” She whispered to him, seductively. “We’ll fuck until you pass out. It will help you to work off that big waterbed of yours. I want to have fun with it before it’s gone, though…”
 
 
 
“O-Okay. Just don’t kiss me, alright? Having you for dinner would ruin my diet for good…”