You've come to the Taystie Park Foodcourt at just the right time! We've got some longpig fresh from the oven! Get her while she's hot!

Yes, I know it might shock people to see Jessie end up as oven-roasted meat, but let's consider that being cooked into a delectable meal is, in a sense, it's own kind of transformation.~ From a once walking, talking, human being to a steaming hot hunk of savory ham, few changes are as dramatic and one-way as this. And now that she's nothing but food, she's destined to either end up in your bellies or in the garbage bin by tonight, so why let her go to waste?

Because clearly someone didn't read the warning label or the fine print. Staff or guest, it doesn't matter; everyone in Taystie Park is on the menu, and human meat, for it's variety of flavors and fatty content, is quite the popular item. Whether she was pressured, convinced, or tricked into turning her whole life's journey into someone else's culinary adventure doesn't really matter when the results speak for themselves! 

Your nose won't lie! She smells like she was made to be a meal, every square inch of her beheaded and defooted body cooked to a radiant golden brown, juices dripping down sexy curves that still serve to catch the eye's attention, so packed with meaty bliss. A true feast for the eyes, but that was only the beginning. Once you have a bite, then you'll know how ripe and ready she was when she met the butcher's block not a few hours prior. (Film of her processing and preparation is available for an additional $3.99 )

The chef recommends trying the the two "Pides Ala’mode" as a side platter. Apparently in life, today's meat took extra care of her southernmost extremities, showing pride in having buttery smooth soles and perfectly pedicured toes. All that time, money, and hardwork has produced tender flesh with a most delicious flavor, and topped with a specially blended "White Sauce", the taste is almost to die for!

But as they say, "You can only eat someone once", so don't wait! She's best enjoyed warmed, doubly so for that leftover head. It comes free of charge, so you're welcome to use her however you please; keep yourself entertained under the table as you eat, or turn her into a relic of a memorable meal to decorate your wall back home. I'm sure any local Taxidermy shop in the Park would be happy to preserve the leftovers of a pretty girl like her into a keepsake ready for display!

Whatever you decide, do make sure to leave a review. Not only will it help Taystie Park learn how to best serve our guest's needs and desires, you'll also get the final say on what Jessie's legacy will be. Through the app, your star rating, and any photos taken before and after meal, will be automatically uploaded to all of her existing social media and online profiles along with a link to Taystie Catering services. Hopefully she makes a good impression on your taste buds, because after you hit send, your reaction will be the LAST thing people will ever see of her, and nobody wants to be remembered as a mediocre meal...

C'est la vie!~



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Many more meals are waiting, with plenty of open spots in the ovens and cooking spits waiting to be filled!  Raw meat is just as common though, for those who prefer their prey to still be squirming on the way down, and our unique ecosystem that puts everyone on equal footing at least on paper keeps everyone on their toes. And while it's eat AND be eaten for those on the hunt, there's still plenty to see and do outside for those without such voracious appetites. We're a community first of likeminded pervs, united in our love of kinky and depraved bad ends. All ends of the spectrum are welcome, no matter how extreme or vanilla, so if you'd rather just cuddle and tease with your new friends, then you'll find Taystie is just as hospitable even if you're looking to make it your final destination.


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