(Original at : https://aryion.com/g4/view/904594 )

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"Man, I gotta do something! I gotta help him, he's my friend after all...", thought the guy holding the phone recording what *should* have been just another prank. "That being said... The fuck am I s'posed to do? That chick is, like, 11 feet tall, her arms are twice as thick as my thighs, she's really pissed off and I'm pretty sure she'd have no trouble fitting another guy inside that gut of hers! Yeah... Sorry, homie. Been nice knowin' ya, but you're on your own! I gotta get the fuck outta here before she notices me..."

"I think I'm still gonna upload this vid, though... I mean, we wanted to go viral on TikTok, but this shit right here? Yeah... That's gonna blow up big time on VoreTube, for sure! I can't believe she literally swallowed him in a single gulp..."

As the prankster's friend turned around and bailed, the massive hyena tossed aside the fuel canister her dim-witted meal used to douse her motorcycle and sat back on the saddle, her bloated gut resting heavily atop her Harley's fuel tank. Opening her wet maw wide, she let out a deafening belch that echoed through the street like a thunderclap, emptying all air from her stomach and ensuring that her prey would suffocate and pass out before digestion truly begins.

That was the only kind of mercy Jack would ever show her preys.

That little twerp was *lucky* it was indeed just water... Otherwise, she'd have made damn sure to hold that belch down to keep her prey alive -and very much kicking- while her acids melted the flesh off his bones and her powerful stomach muscles broke said bones to pieces.

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A wonderful commission I got from the talented  funkspunky showing just how much patience Jacklyn has for the increasingly idiotic "pranks" we've seen flourishing as of late.

As a few folks have pointed out on the original upload of this pic on FunkSpunky's socials, this one was actually inspired by a true story : some moron decided that it would be hilarious to fill a gas can with water and film himself while he pours it on the windshield of a car at a red light with the driver still inside.

Obviously, he didn't get eaten. But he almost got shot by the driver, who stepped out of his vehicle and pulled a gun on him. I don't know who that idiot is, I don't care to learn his name and I won't post a link to the video because I don't want to advertise him, but his sheer stupidity got me wondering what would happen if someone decided to pull a similar "prank" on Jack.

I mean... The answer was obvious, but I still really wanted to see it in art form.

Art by  funkspunky ;

Jacklyn Sheen is mine.

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