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The sound of hot water falling from a showerhead and humming were heard in the exquisite bathroom of Maria Nitocris as the fortune teller single mother of four was currently in the middle of a shower. Or maybe not as the water stopped pouring suddenly and the shower curtain was pulled away letting the wet fortune teller to step out of her tub still humming to herself.

“You better not,” came a familiar voice from the wall of hanging towels were one was hanging from a hook… and looked oddly familiar. In fact it looked less like a towel and more like someone who had been flattened and stretched out into being one.

“Hm? I better not what?” Maria asked aloud as she grabbed the odd towel. “Why, I swore I just heard someone.”

“Maria you better not-” The towel’s warning was cut off as Maria immediately began drying off with it as it was made to be used for.

“I better not what whoever you are?” Maria asked teasingly as she went about drying herself.

“You better enjoy this while you can, because the moment I get a chance you’re the one who’s winding up as a towel!”

“An interesting threat from a meager towel,” Maria replied casually continuing to dry herself. “It seems someone forgot she has absolutely nothing left to her. I took away your magical hair and your gourd, plus I ate all of your emuq. Do tell me how you plan on stopping me oh powerless Konoko.”

“Why would I tell you? You just want to know so you can save your fat ass from being my towel!”

“A likely story,” Maria wasn’t fazed as she kept drying off earning more curses from Konoko as she went about her business.

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