"Yoroshiku ne! Welcome to another installment of the Taiga Dojo!"

As if to introduce herself, the high school girl in the ponytail besides Taiga-sensei gives off a rather loud, raucous belch. "Oof... Urrgh, I can't believe you added me to this game too!"

The confused tiger sensei looks over beside her to see that her cohost has been replaced with this strangely bloated newcomer. "Ah, good morning miss...?"

"Monika. As you're likely aware, I'm not really supposed to be in this story. The reader may have been feeling a little DEPRAVED today and decided to move around my character file."

"Oh? ...What's that mean?"

"It means that somebody couldn't even enjoy another story without me and pushed the story to take such a bastardized route for this Bad End! Don't think I don't see through you, you degenerate!"

The brunette in the ponytail seems rather distraught, slapping her round stomach to get your attention. Within her stomach lies the remains of the Saber Class Servant, Artoria Pendragon. Whatever bad ending resulted in this Taiga Dojo, it doesn't seem to be coming across as an issue for you.

"Incredible! You devoured a Servant just to get the attention of the reader directly!?" Taiga is absolutely flabbergasted, prodding this new character in the story to learn more about her. "With the sound of things, you seem really upset about being forced to do this!"

"Ahaha~... Right, forced." An awkward chuckle indicates otherwise, as Monika realizes she was so troubled by not being ASKED to do this, that she completely forgot she was enjoying the sensation.

The memory of feeling Saber utterly terrified and ultimately destroyed in her gut sparks a flush to appear on her face. She finds herself at odds with wanting to criticize the reader for pulling such a move that resulted in this Bad End, and the fact that the surprise was still enjoyable for both of them regardless.

"Mmmmrgh... Fine, I'll let you off the hook for this one, but please, ask me next time? If you're going to write a scenario like this, you really shouldn't try to force the story to take the direction you want it in without considering if it even makes sense. You need to plant the seeds just right for the scenario. That's why a scenario like this is considered a Bad End and not the True Ending!"

"Wow, you're a natural at this!" shouts the excited sensei, having her own game over scenario taken over by the surprisingly more mature and composed glutton besides her.

"Thank you! Well, that's Monika's writing tip for the day. Thanks for listening!"

"Jaa~ne!" Taiga waves you goodbye, as you return to the title screen.

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