The table laid before them. Food piled on food filled the table to the brim. Amethyst sat behind it, her stomach growling loudly. On each side of her were her fellow gems, along with Steven and Greg. "Why are you doing this again?", asked the dainty pearl next to her. "It's a thing online. It's called a mukbang. It gets so many views!" Garnet shook her head at the small gem. "All right everyone, be prepared to stay somewhere else tonight." They all turned to her in confusion. "Why?" Steven looked at Garnet with a sadness in his eyes. Garnet turned to Steven, smiling softly. "Because no one is going to want to be in there tonight, aside from Amethyst. Trust me." Everyone nodded along, except for Steven. He was to stubborn to just take what Garnet said as fact. He wasn't gonna leave his friend alone for the whole night. It wasn't fair. Amethyst, on the other hand, knew exactly what Garnet meant. This wasn't her first rodeo. And it was far from her last.
 
 
 Sauces covered Amethyst's face, ranging from barbecue to honey mustard. Peridot adjusted the camera to get a better view of the action, zooming it onto Amethyst's face. Amethyst slammed back chicken strips, stir fry, hamburgers, hotdogs, tacos, etc. A feast fit for a king, or in this case, a queen. All prepared by Pearl and Peridot, although, at the time, they assumed it was going to be for everyone. Within the hour, the table laid bare, aside from stained plates and gunk everywhere. Amethyst threw the last of the chicken wings at the table, although there was nothing but bone left on them. BUUUUURRRRRPP! Amethyst let out a meaty belch, causing Pearl to scrunch up her nose in disgust. Peridot turned off the camera and packed it up. "I will go edit this for you. To the best of my abilities, at least." She walked off while the rest of the gems just stared at Amethyst with awe. Her now very distended belly peeped over the table as Amethyst leaned back in her chair. " Yep. Knew I could do it." Garnet shook her head. "Alright. Let's get to packin' for tonight." The gems all nodded and dispersed, leaving only Steven and Amethyst. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna leave you by yourself." Steven smiled at Amethyst. "Aww, thanks Stev-UUUURRRRP!-en. Although, you might want to rethink that dude." Steven shook his head. "There is nothing in this world that would make me abandon my friends." Amethyst smirked and muttered under her breath. "But there is something in this stomach that might.."
 
 
 It sounded like an earthquake was happening with how hard the house was shaking. Step after step, Amethyst made her way to the couch, causing all local seismographs to go off. She jumped onto the couch, causing a deep dent to make her sink into it. Steven followed behind her, sitting next to her. Garnet and the others said their farewells and wished Steven luck, before heading out for the night. "Phew boy.." Amethyst's stomach groaned, all the slurry inside sloshing and churning away. Steven put a hand on her stomach. It was waging a war on the inside, and on the outside it was getting sweatier and sweatier. With how much work her stomach was doing, it was causing her to make more and more body heat, only causing her to get sweatier and sweatier. Brrrrt A quiet, hot stream of air slipped out of the shortstack. Steven didn't hear it, but he smelled it. He tried not to make a face, as to not 'offend' his friend. "That was a weak one. I got more where that came from." Amethyst giggled, accidentally causing more to sputter out of her. Frrrt-Prrrrroooot-Brrrrpptt Steven's eyes began to water a bit, the stench already too much for him. "What's wrong Steven? Can't handle it?" Amethyst joked with him. Steven shook his head. "I'm fine, really." Amethyst shook her head. "Well, we have the house to ourselves. What do you want to do?" Amethyst winked at Steven, though he wasn't paying attention. He shrugs. "I don't know. I guess watch TV or play video games or something." Amethyst rolled her eyes at him. He may be even dumber than she was. Maybe.
 
 
 Amethyst flipped herself over onto her stomach, her short jean clad ass pointed up. Amethyst had experienced many human practices. Eating and drinking, pissing, farting, shitting, even masturbation. But never sex. She'd craved it for years, but never been able to get any. It's kinda hard when your a light projection in the shape of a purple alien. But now was her chance. Steven had been dating Connie for years now, but she had went off to college, leaving Steven all alone. She knew she would be able to get Steven to fuck her, despite her current state. Steven had been staring at her ass a lot lately, and tonight was no different. When she had flipped, he had stared for a solid minute before snapping out of it. BRRRRAAAAAPPPP! "Come on dude, I'm all yours~" She shuffled her rancid ass from side to side, trying to get his attention. "You know you want some~" FFFFRRRRRPPPPPTTTT! Steven was conflicted. His nose and his heart told him no, but his dick was telling him hell yeah. He had always had a crush on Amethyst, he just didn't think a 'human' and a gem could really work together. He saw what happened to his mom, and it was just off putting. But, he hadn't had sex in a few months, and he was getting blue balls. He bit his lip, trying to talk himself out of it. He continued to stare at her ass, placing a hand on it gently. Amethyst too bit her lip, waiting for his touch forever. She shook her ass more, letting a couple bombs ripple out of her. BRRRRRRRRTTT! FAAARRRRP! PRRRRROOOORT! He gripped her ass harder with each fart. He didn't like the smell or anything, he thought it was revolting. But, something about them was making him horny. Maybe he was developing a fetish...
 
 
 Amethyst stood up for a minute, to unbutton and pull down her shorts, revealing she wasn't wearing anything underneath. She laid back down, ass up, and awaited Steven. Steven had been sitting and watching her intently the whole time. He watched as she laid back down and wagged her ass at him, pushing it up into the air. He gently put his hand on her bare ass, rubbing her soft, sweaty skin. Her musk, being now free, filled the air, adding to the stink of the house. Steven could barely contain himself. He quickly undressed, letting his bare, twitching dick swing free. He got behind her, his dick rubbing against her ass. Prrroort A small toot made her pucker wink at him. He began to grind on her ass, as she continued to let loose on him. Frrrrt Brrrrffft Pssssshhh Amethyst was in heaven. Getting her stomach pressure out and getting her biggest fantasy all at once was almost too much. Steven's dick had been properly lubed up by rubbing his dick through Amethyst's sweaty crack. He prodded her pussy, before slamming into it, making Amethyst yelp in joy, and pushing out more of her gas. BRRRMMMMRRRR! Her ass rumbling onto Steven. He grabbed her hair and began to pound her, with each thrust making her stomach squeeze out more and more gas. BRRRRAAAAAPPP! PRRROOOOORRT! FRRRRRRRBBBBBTT! FRRRRRRPPP! BUUUUURPP! She even started burping, showing how much Steven was destroying her guts. They seemed to get wetter the longer he went. Amethyst had began to drool, leaving a moist spot on the cushion she was holding onto. That was when Steven got an idea. He formed a bubble around them, trapping her gases inside. He was beginning to like how they smelled, no matter how noxious.
 
 
 Thrust after thrust, fart after fart, the bubble filled with musk and flatulence, making one of the most rank things on Earth. PRRRRVVOOORT-BRRrraaaAAPP-Frrrt! Her stomach was deflating and she was running out of 'steam'. As was Steven though, and he pulled out and continued to grind on her. "Oh fuck~ Here comes the finale~" She cooed, warning Steven of what was next. Steven stopped and shoved his face so hard into Amethyst's ass, it startled her, causing her to end the show early. BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRPPPPPTTTTT! Steven sniffed with all his might, cumming as he did. The bubble dissipated and they both lay there, in a puddle of cum and sweat. The air filled with pungent, eggy gas. They lay there together, panting and inhaling the stink. "Th-Thanks for that dude..." Amethyst said between inhales. After no response, she glanced back at him, to see him snoozing hard. She rolled her eyes and stood up, making her way to the bathroom.
 
 
 The bathroom was cold compared to the heat of the living room. Amethyst sat on the toilet and looked down at her belly. It had shrunk to nearly half it's size. But the other half was the concerning part. PrrrVOORT! A small fart echoed in the small bathroom, and it let everyone know that the final seal had been broken, and all hell was about to break loose. Solid shit plopped into the toilet for a solid thirty seconds with no breaks. A small pause gave Amethyst relief, before the dam broke, and liquid shit covered the insides of the toilet. Amethyst gripped the sides of the toilet, her asshole not stopping it's torment of her. The smell was worse than anything she'd ever produced, and that was saying a lot for one of the slobbiest creatures in the galaxy. Amethyst actually had to cover her nose, as it kept coming. After what felt like an eternity, it ended, and she was able to stand up. She looked back at her work, and the toilet was unrecognizable under the mountain of shit she'd made. She was impressed with herself. So impressed, in fact, that she wiped, and left the bathroom, wanting to show her new friend with benefits what she'd done.