A.... Amanda... wh-where are you. Haven't heard from you....... Christmas Eve. Be...loved... why haven't you..... been on.... or..... e-mail me. I miss you...... not in my... right mind.... without you. I'm like a man.... walking through a dry, dry desert.... with no water.... without you. Beloved.... *cries* BEEEEE-LOV-ED! *sobs*

As you may have heard if you leave the news on all day, online privacy is getting a lot of press. Insurance companies, employers, relatives, lover's relatives, and everyone you ever knew is potentially looking you up online with google, facebook, myspace, etc. Now, smart people have kept their online lives and private lives separate, only revealing who they are online to close friends and not revealing who they are in IRL to people online. However, a lot of people, especially users of community sites, who tell their real names online and don't have the right privacy filters and are potentially letting all kinds of people see who they are and potentially getting fired, losing their insurance, etc.. Then, you have that special brand of idiot, (present company included) who, despite all the...
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Alright everyone, who's in the mood for some food related humor? I've got four food related jokes, three from professional comedians, and one I thought up earlier. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which one is mine. Bonus points will be awarded to those that can figure out which comedian told each of the other jokes. (well, I'm not actually giving points, but kudos to you if you can!) These jokes are being told by recollection, and may not be exactly in context, or worded exactly, as how they were originally told.

1) It's called Popeyes because Popeye was a sailor, and their chicken shoots through you like a torpedo

2) You can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner

3) Subway, it smells...
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Again, those assholes ripped me off last time I picked up my Adderal. 4 pills a day, 30 days a month, 3 month supply. (4x30)x3=360. So they gave me 360 pills, supposedly, on June 22. I never take more than 4 pills a day, and on some days I only take two. So explain why for the eighth time now my pills have run out way in advance? It's August 19, I should have at least another months worth. So of course, like always, they didn't fill my prescription because they say I should still have another month. So I call my doctor and explain to him the situation (this isn't the first time this has happened, I almost got arrested 3 months ago when I lost my temper at those dimwits for the same shit) and he rushes down my prescription and tells me it will be ready in about two hours. So I get down...
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I finally got my anti depressants today, this time the pharmacy decided to check there automated system for fucking prescriptions. They are lucky it wasn't a heart medication they fucked up with. If this was the only time they fucked up, I wouldn't be so pissed, but between screwing me out of $5000 worth of medication over the passed seven months (okay, it was only $50, but without insurance it would be $5000) and having made this same mistake for anti depressants six months ago, resulting in an entire week of withdrawals, I'm not very forgiving of them. (Plus, I nearly got arrested one time trying to pick up my prescription..... don't ask) Anyway, the meds seem to be flowing through my blood stream now, and I'm not feeling dizzy, getting chills, or the sweats anymore. However, my stomach...
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My local pharmacy fucked up my prescription again this month, so I'm out of my anti-depressants until they can get it sometime next week. This means that this weekend (8/7/09-8/9/09) I will be experiencing gradually worsening withdrawal symptoms. Imagine your head being stuck in dryer that just keeps spinning around and around and around and around continuously, and nothing makes the rapid spinning stop. It's kinda like that, and it is agonizing. So, I might not be to active on the RP or social front until I get my prescription filled next week. Just be advised, in case I act a little strange (or stranger than usual) if you try to contact me. Hopefully I will get my medication Monday and be feeling better on Tuesday.

CODE OF HERO

Destiny is one great test in store for us all. Has mine already come, and have I failed it? A deed once done cannot be undone, but perhaps it may yet be mitigated.

The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed. My choices are my own, and yet, how ironic, for I now find I have no choice at all. I am a warrior, let the battle be joined.

"So, what's a warrior without weapons, eh?" A warrior still

"...What can you possibly do?" Im-prov-ise

Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest is silence.

Since my return to the portal, I have made three new friends. (technically one of them I made like a week before I returned to the portal, but I'll count him anyway) I'm glad to report that I no longer spend most of my time online idly waiting for one of my friends to come on and play with me. Now I get to spend my time actually role playing rather than just waiting in the hopes of role playing! This makes me glad and I am very happy for the new friends I made, but here's hoping that I make even more cool and fun friends who like to role play with me!

In the past couple weeks, I have begun to get somewhat more active in the writing.com interactive community again. I have...
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Hello again, everyone. I have just revised my story on Writing.com, Going Down the Hatch, and changed it's title. Henceforth, it shall now be known as Down the Hatch: Out the Egress! In addition to being a revision and update to Enigma the Fox's classic Down the Hatch, it also encourages rather than discourages post vore scat. Since Enigma the Fox lost his password for his Writing.com account and can no longer edit or delete vandalizing posts, I have created my own version in the hopes that the title Down the Hatch will once again be known as a quality vore interactive. Additionally, I have added a new chapter to the story, which any fan of...
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After over a year of being on hiatus for personal reasons, I am back on Eka's Portal. The big exciting news for me is that I upgraded my internet connection from dial-up to cable, so now I can watch videos, download games and animations, and so much more! Other than that, not much has changed with me, I still role play a lot, and play prey 98% of the time, but I still like churning out quirky and fun new ideas. Also, if any of you are fans of succubus Amanda here on the forum, you've probably noticed her recent change in profile. She has adopted the character Hime from the anime Princess Resurrection, using her as her human form, as well as picking up several of her abilities. It was I who introduced her to the anime after watching it myself a few weeks ago, and it gave her many ideas....
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