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Sooooo... I'm still alive Posted 7 years ago
Hello everyone,

For those of you still paying attention, yes, I AM still alive, I just haven't exactly been active recently. The most recent story before my new upload was, what, two years ago? I will admit that I haven't been writing as much in general, and that I've been focusing more on game design. I am still taking commissions, though I have to admit I'm going to be pickier about them since I've had a not so wonderful track record for completing them in a timely manner (though since I don't charge until I complete them I don't feel quite so bad about it).

Anyway, I hope you see the new story, and that you enjoy it.
Commissions, News, Life, etc. Posted 11 years ago
First thing first: Commissions are open. For those who need a little refresher as to what I actually do (it has been a few years), I write stories. You can find details of what I write, and, more importantly, what I charge here: http://aryion.com/g4/userpage.commission.php?id=Jurodan

Now that that's out of the way, how about a more personal update? I'm still around, though I never actually left, I just haven't been writing (vore, or anything else really). Between writers block and other projects (more on that in a moment), I just haven't been putting pen to paper (or, more in keeping with reality, putting finger to keyboard) to create stories.

So, what brings me back to writing? I believe the trope is called: Money, Dear Boy. Put...
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Car Crash Posted 13 years ago
I was in a car crash earlier this evening. I'm fine, not much beyond a few marks on my hands, a skinned knee, and a sore neck, although the hospital warned me tomorrow I'll probably feel like Mike Tyson wailed on me for 10 rounds with concrete gloves.

I was just getting onto a highway, the lane was ending (in a snowbank, for those of you in the Northeast coast of the US, they're pretty ubiquitous at the moment...). I tried to turn, but the vehicle didn't, maybe I hit a bit of slush or black ice, or maybe it was something in the steering (which I doubt, but I digress). My car hit the snowbank on one side, unbalanced the car, was twisted around and was flipped upside down. I was buckled in, but was right near an entrance ramp (I had just come up said entrance ramp, the lane was...
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Bad News Posted 13 years ago
My girlfriend's father died last night. Unfortunately, I never got to know him as well as I would have liked, which is a pity since he was a very smart man with a number of interesting talents and hobbies. I know he was an avid photographer... perhaps I'll be able to see some of his pictures soon. I was looking forward to him showing me some.

For now, I'm suspending commissions to help Nina through this. I'm not canceling the commissions I've taken, since I still appreciate the fact that you think enough of my work to hire me to write for you (the money is also nice... and might become more necessary in the near future...), but I won't be taking any more for at least a week, more likely two. I will post when I'm ready again.

Best wishes to all of you.

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Lost My Job, Commissions Open Posted 13 years ago
As none of you would know, I lost my job a week and a half ago. Don't worry, I'll be fine, and I'm making enough on unemployment for the basics. That said, I suddenly came in to a lot more free time. Time in which I can earn money by writing. So, here it is. Commissions are open. Rates are $20 for the 1st 4 pages, with each page after the fourth costing an additional $1.50. Commissions are accepted knowing that I cannot set the page limit before the story is actually finished and, despite having the time and incentive, I may not immediately have the inspiration to work on a story. You can look in my archives to see the sorts of stories I write. I'm willing to do fanfiction and original characters. I'm up to writing most fetishes, but scat is not one of them. If you're interested, send me a...
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Inglorious Basterds (Warning: Spoilers and Bile) Posted 14 years ago
So, I went out and saw a movie last night with Nina while celebrating her birthday (and, once again, Happy Birthday Nina). We went to see Inglorious Basterds, the new Quentin Tarantino flick.

It was awful. Not just bad, but outright awful.

Since there are so many flaws, lets start out with pacing, shall we? Quentin Tarantino seems to have a problem with pacing, specifically, the man needs an editor. Several scenes were drawn out for dramatic tension, but only a quarter of them really worked (and all of those were solely because of Christopher Waltz's superb acting during the film).

The scenes where the Basterds were interrogating three captured Nazis springs readily to mind, with one of the basterds taking a minute or so to exit the tunnel he was...
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Just... a little depressed Posted 15 years ago
*sigh* I usually post only when I update, but... I don't know. Sunday nights always depress me. And, no, it's not because I know I'm going back to work tomorrow. Well, that's part of it, but only in an abstract way. I work weekdays. Nina works weekends. It just feels like I never get to see her. I can't ask off, well, I probably could, but I can't do it routinely, and she can't take days off since, well, she barely makes enough to scrape by. She's not even sure she'll be able to go to Otakon this year, something I was really looking forward to doing with her, and something I truly hope I'll be able to scrape together regardless...

*sigh* I just... ya know, miss her. I get to see her only a few hours each week, and this past week, I didn't even get to see her period. It's...
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Holy Shit Another Double Update! Posted 15 years ago
Yeah, I bet you didn't expect THAT, now did you? Seems to be a recurring thing for me now, going back to stuff I haven't worked on in ages. Althea and Aquillia's prequel, something I was hoping to work on for the better part of two years now. The vore IS sort of limited, but it's meant to be. Aquillia is a DRAGON, eating a human is no small accomplishment for her, even a powerful one. If you think the scene is a bit rushed, that's the reason. Shish... Shish I never actually expected to use again, but thinking about it, I did want to develop exactly how he consumed people, and decided, perhaps inspired by a few games of Arkham Horror and a night of anger, that it would best be described in vivid detail that H.P. Lovecraft would have nodded in agreement with. I also wanted to play around...
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I Live! Posted 15 years ago
Yes, I have been gone for quite a while, haven't I? After the last time I posted, I said I would give vore... which, sadly, I did not deliver on, but! BUT, I did deliver chapter 6 of Hinata's Other New Jutsu which even I was beginning to wonder if it would ever get worked on again, and a humorous transformation story that I wrote as part of a challenge. Yes, that is a double update folks, rare as they may be, I enjoy doing it when things come together.

Life treats me... meh. Nothing particularly special to report. I've been focusing on the board games I've been designing, gathering up the music my friends have sent me and adding it to my collection. I've picked up a few tricks using firefox and a program I bought a while back which could allow me to burn more music CDs, which...
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Slip And Fall Posted 15 years ago
Ow. My neck is so stiff right now I can't turn it from side to side. I slipped and fell on the icy parking lot at work. I had to go to the hospital on Christmas, it was so stiff. It feels like my shoulders are perpetually shrugging, just to keep my head up. When my girlfriend was driving me, every time she accelerated after a light or stop sign, it felt like someone was karate chopping my throat. And I can't drive since I can't turn my head far enough to look at all the mirrors or over my shoulder while going in reverse. I'm on muscle relaxants and something for muscle spasms.

Best part? Right after I fell, when I went back inside, my boss laughed at me and told me to be more careful.

I guess I can see people laughing, I really can. It sounds funny, someone...
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