Not sure if anyone cares but I should probably explain why I haven't posted anything in a year. In case someone ever wonders. Don't get your hopes up, I won't post anything new. I'll keep up any rp's I'm doing, I owe it to those people.

Anyway, I feel empty. Dead inside. I've felt this way for awhile but a year ago it got too much. I couldn't get up the energy to write anymore. I still can't. I lost a ton of my sex drive. I dropped contact with a lot of people over the past year. I realize no one cares, but it would annoy me if someone stopped writing all of a sudden, so I'll feel a little better if an explanation is out there.

I guess I'm going through a rough spot. I don't want to talk about why, but it's a stupid reason, not like a family member...
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Nah, there's nothing new. Just felt weird having a blog about some surgery that happened months ago being the most recent thing on there. Might give off the impression I died of an infection, or something. Not an entirely unfounded assumption, given my like of activity recently.

Anyway, I do have some stuff in the pipeline. I have a request from Max that's been taking an embarrassingly long time to finish (actually forgot about it for the longest time), another request that's almost halfway done, and two other stories that are almost done but that I can't be assed to finished. One of them is about a werewolf in medieval-ish generic fantasy world that I intend to turn into a recurring thing (this one also ties into the Rectus Ordo universe) and the other is about a group...
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Okay, so by now I've pretty much fully recovered. I do apologize for not being on much or anything, I've pretty much been chilling in a bathrobe and watching AMC for the whole week, and now I'm finally going to start writing again. Also, I think I have like 80% percent of Scarface memorized, which will definitely come in handy at some point.

Anyway, anyone who I've been doing a trade or request for, I'm dreadfully sorry for the delay, I'm going to start writing again in earnest. If there's any way I can make it up, I will.

Also, I've been working on the start of a fantasy series. Before you think "original fantasy series" and cringe, thinking of the mary sue infested troperiffic cliche storm that usually implies, let me explain that it will almost...
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Okay, remind me never to require corrective eye surgery ever again...

Alright, so I reacted badly to the general anesthesia. For one thing, they put me out for three times as long as they said they would, and when I finally woke up I threw up a lot and needed to be taken out in a wheel chair. I also had to wear an eye patch, which will be important later. Most of the rest of Monday was spent sleeping and laying about, because I was only seeing out of one eye, had a horrible headache, and had zero energy.

So today, I was allowed to take my eye patch off. It came off no problem, except that the glue or whatever got into my eye, which is as annoying as shit. Opening my left eye causes nausea and blurred vision, and the eye is all red and veiny, and I still have...
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Alright, I've always had what's called a "lazy eye". Basically, my left eye is a total dick and looks where it damn well pleases, which is rarely in sync with my right eye. Because of this, I have awful depth perception, which means I can't catch anything, and 3d movies look the same as 2d movies, except with shitty uncomfortable goggles that don't fit over my glasses. And before you ask, if you watch a 3d movie without the goggles it looks all fuzzy.

Anyway, on Monday I'm going to have surgery to fix it. Now, in all likelihood it won't fix my vision or anything, but it will make me look less like a mental patient- always a plus. Having recently watched a Clockwork Orange, I bitched until they agreed to give me total anesthesia, so I won't be conscious during...
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Because I'm a lazy assshole that can't self motivate, I'm whoring myself out for any kind of request, trade, anything to get me to write something. I can evidently only do something if I can pretend someone out there is desperately waiting for it, otherwise I convince myself it can wait a bit and spend another hour on tvtropes.

So! I'm sure some of the people that accidentally clicked on this (and some of my watchers, I suppose) have some small nugget of an idea or scenario floating around in their head, and I'm sure some of them would want me to horribly butcher it over the course of 3-5 pages. As long as it doesn't involve graphic sex or vore through an orifice more commonly assosciated with pooping, fucking, or giving birth, I'm probably down with it.

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Alright, the week is over, and the pressure is off. Now let's go back and mercilessly pick apart the stories!

First up was On a Boat. I really hated that title, but I couldn't think of anything else. I had initially planned a much longer tale, starting very early in the guy's life and finally ending on the boat. I realized two things, however. One, I had to write it in one day, and I'm a lazy asshole. Two, (I call this the Catcher in the Rye Problem) no one wants to read through pages and pages of self-entitled bitching, and the people that do have LiveJournal to read instead. The weird opening monologue thing? Imagine ten or fifteen pages of that. Ugh.

This got four favorites, not horrible, but not as much as some of my others. If I had to take a...
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Okay, I've been having major writer's block on the last Pierre story, so to get around it I'm going to try and write myself back into a creative mood. Starting (probably) today, I will begin The Week of Stories! (dun dun dun dun!).

I have a couple ideas floating around in my head, but not enough for a week. That's where you, faithful reader, come in. If you have any concept for a one-shot, fairly short vore story, send it to me! As long as it's within what I normally write about (more on that in a second) I'll give it a try.


What I normally write about:
Same-size, oral vore. Pred and prey genders don't matter, neither does furritude (I prefer non-furry stuff, but there's a whole natural pred vs prey dynamic with...
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Alright, apparently when making 3D renders we aren't allowed to use the ones that come with the software, we have have to use our own. This is a site rule, and it's my fault for not reading it.

Basically, I won't be able to continue Fatal Cravings in it's current format. Hopefully I'll be allowed to keep what I did so far up, but I won't be able to continue it with the same models. Hell, because modeling software seems to cost several shit tons of money, I might never be able to finish it. I think we could all tell how it would end, so it's not like you're missing much.

Anyway, I'll still write and such, but I won't be able to make more renders until I find free modeling software (which may not exist) and figure out how to use it. To re-iterate, it was my...
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In honor of my page getting a thousand views, I'm planning on doing some kind of epic story/modeling project. I'm not sure yet about the details, but suffice it too say it might take me awhile. Hell, it might end up being in honor of 2,000 views, if I take long enough.

As a note, this is general, and the brief descriptions may not match up much to the actual result.

Upcoming Projects: A continuation to Internal Affair, this story will deal with Tanya being marked as level one, and fair game for anyone to eat. It will flesh out the "radical prey groups" and hunting clubs discussed in Conversion.

A story about a TV executive for the game shows mentioned in Conversion.

A story about a prey...
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