Today is my Birthday! Already had chocolate cake and a tall glass of milk. Now to draw more birthday vore art, and get eaten!
Being my birthday and all, you could, and should eat me; just for today, cause it's special, fun, and perfectly safe!
Reasons why you should eat me on my birthday:
1. It happens one day a year!
2. I taste great! Cake Flavor!
3. Me sliding down your throat will feel so good
4. I give awesome belly rubs, outside and inside of your stomach, you won't be disappointed!
5. I will probably draw artwork of you eating me -at some point in the distant future-
6. You get bragging rights that you ate the birthday boy!
7. Closest way to your heart is in your stomach
8. Macro March Giants need to...
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