Babysitter BuffetLittle redheaded Bobby was always a handful, and generally got what he wanted. That’s why Steve wasn’t surprised to receive a text from his babysitter, Paula: “I’m sorry Mr. Atkins, Bobby wanted to play doctor and we made a bit of a mess of me. I don’t think I can finish my shift!”Of course this happens on Opera Night, Steve thought to himself. Luckily, intermission was only a few minutes away, so he waited patiently until the act ended and he could have a conversati

A Turkey Alternative “Fuck!” said Marie as her husband held open the door to their basement freezer.“The circuit must have tripped days ago,” said Andy, patting the formerly frozen turkey to confirm it was room temperature.Marie was starting to panic. “Where are we going to get a frozen turkey on the day before Thanksgiving? All the stores sold out last week!”“We’ll figure this out babe,” said Andy, putting a hand on his wife’s shoulder to calm her. “Can we host a meat-fre