After lurking intermittently here abouts for the better part of the past decade or so, I've elected to finally "bite the bullet", so-to-speak, and open an account here with Eka, Aryion, and Co. (Sperm) Bank. Expect not much, that thine impoverished dividends shan't disappoint.
If it should come to pass that I must be perceived, fane would I be received as Mr. Scotch, EISO, Scotch, or Eiso, as per my wont. If I must, I might find myself so inclined as to reply to "Shakespeare", although not oft save for the first occasion, after which I expect you to come up with something more clever.
I look forward to our continued business, and "god"speed.
Posted by TheSecretBacon 2 months ago Report
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