I think I just saved Christmas. See? Even Nomsunes do good deeds!
So, I woke up late tonight and I heard something rustling around in my humble abode. Knowing I'd not had any company over (I did earlier, and they tasted GREAT! But that's beside the point!), I went to investigate.
What did I find but a large, jolly-looking man with a huge beard, dressed all in red, squirming down my chimney. He had this big red sack, and an alarm instantly went off in my head.
How he fit down that chimney, I'll never figure out. Well, my fur was bristling at this point, and to make matters worst...he started calling me names (He called me a 'ho' three times....hardly polite at all. >_<). When he went over to my Christmas tree and started to fumble around with his...
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