Prompt: You're having a disaster of a blind date at a restaurant, with a girl who is a horrible person. A pred girl overhears everything and eats your date. She takes her place, sitting with you and finishes her meal, all while her prey-stuffed belly squirms and gurgles against the table. You two hit it off and she invites you home, and you both idly cuddle, all while feeling the struggling in her gut.


My friends set up a blind date with me after I told them