Kim’s Last Job




It was a dark and gloomy night, but every night was dark, and every night seemed gloomy from Kim’s perspective. As she walked down the dimly light street of The Big Cock, she wearily eyed potential customers, trying to gauge their bust size through the oversized pants that seems to be fashionable these days. As she continued patrolling for her next pay day, a man with a satisfied smile and a struggling

Nut Up or Shut Up






Ted Walnut:





Ted awoke from a restful 8 hours of sleep to find that the day had gotten started without him.




“Shit!” Ted cursed as he rushed out of bed and began running down the list of excuses he could give his boss

Formulating a Business Plan






Walter

Woodgood

stumbled half asleep down the stairs of his country manner. As he continued down the hallway towards his spacious kitchen

,

the lights, sensing his movement and noting the time, turned on automatically.

How I Met Your Mother






    
John was lounging in his favorite chair enjoying a well-earned rest as he listened to the muffled

struggles of his latest snack. His trance was interrupted by the opening of the front door and the sound

of feet padding down the hall towards the living room.

How I Met Your Mother

: Prolog






    
John was lounging in his favorite chair enjoying a well-earned rest as he listened to the muffled struggles of his latest snack. His trance was interrupted by the opening of the front door and the sound of feet padding down the hall towards the living room.

“Hi