Posted by Despacito20 3 months ago Report

Someone installed bloatware on his phone but it's the kind that literally makes you bigger irl

Posted by SkyTheDragones 3 months ago Report

must be a different type of bloatware that effect the body and not the phone :P

Posted by Raime 3 months ago Report

did he ate a lot of krabby patties like Squidward did in that episode of spongebob?

Posted by bobscott45 3 months ago Report

Angrily texting someone, asking them what they did to him mayhaps~? More Koremaru though yaaaay <3

Posted by winnieishungry 3 months ago Report

sharp teeth are the best XD

Posted by TheFattyMirror03 3 months ago Report

He forgot that phones use to shut down when they overheat...

That happens for to not put an Parasol :b

Posted by JessicaRae 3 months ago Report

Those thighs have more surface area than the entire beach! D8

Posted by Thorstone 3 months ago Report

Nah

Or at least, not yet ;b

Posted by JessicaRae 3 months ago Report

Goodness, if he get's any bigger, any foot-fall of his will cause the plates to shift and a tidal wave to come in. Hold on. Lemme grab my list of "beach related fat jokes". I'm just hoping he's too fat to move as I read these. Not for my sake, for the sake of the planet he best not move. =w=

Posted by Thorstone 3 months ago Report

Given how he can stretch and shift his shape, those tentacles got surprisingly reach to them ;b

Posted by JessicaRae 3 months ago Report

Oh...That's right. O_o I'll keep my jokes to myself then. :3 I don't think he cares so much for comedians.

I bet they taste...funny to him. >w>

Posted by Thorstone 3 months ago Report

At this rate I’d gulp you down myself :b

Posted by JessicaRae 3 months ago Report

Try it, roBUTT man. XD

I can't help it though. ;w; I'm in a giggly mood.

Posted by Thorstone 3 months ago Report

Lol