Yes. I like this feminine DILF rabbit professor in his late 40s. I want him carnally. I would've drawn him getting swallowed himself, but I also know he would be KILLER if he had more meat on his thighs... so I figured I would solve that. :)

Anyhow, here's the wall of text:
Usually I would ignore the catcalling, considering I know damn well what I'm worth to a partner. But ooooh no, first yous had to slap my ass like yous were playing the bongos, and then started talking about how good of a several-night-stand I would be before fucking EATING ME, all the while I'm still picking up those papers! Yeah, that's right, I know my innuendos; I'm an English professor, for fuck's sake, I know the language like the back of my hand! That, and Georgian, Russian, and Ukrainian. But do you even consider how embarrassing that shit is? Sureeee, I am quite comfortable being a freak in public places, but on my work hours? You were REALLY asking for it, so you know what? Since you wanted this "carrot cake (quite racist, don't you think?)" so badly, why not add to it? You were already comfortable enough to talk about someone 30 years your senior like I'm just some object for you to fondle to your discretion, so why not rearrange my guts while you're already at it? Oooh, sorry, too soon? Maybe should've thought of that before you decided you wanted to play with fire. What's that? I'm afraid I can't hear you over the sound of my stomach deciding you do not deserve mercy one bit. But while we're at it, might I ask why you three even considered tapping me? Is there some unresolved daddy issues that've gotten so bad you looked at someone in his late 40s and thought "I need that in my life?" Did you want to bone your dad is what I'm asking? Because I guarantee you, there is a zero percent chance that you'd ever to get to make this "DILF" yours, and I just have to assume here, but your dads likely aren't 2'8 "bunny-sluts" that will enjoy getting fucked raw and then eaten. You three have already caused me enough pain in my ass, and trust me, you're about to make me go on another shopping trip just to buy new clothes for what yous will do to my thighs. God I pity your parents for having to raise such total dunderheads. May as well be doing this University a favor by removing you from campus, because there is no way in Hell you three aren't going to lower this University's GPA singlehandedly. I hope yous are happy with yourselves, now would you's kindly settle down for your "lil' bunny-slut daddy," cause I still have a class I need to teach, and you's have screwed with me enough today. Kindly...

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