17 things to do at Walmart
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. For better results, put them into carts of people ages 70 and older.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly hummin g the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Bring a box of laxitives to the front desk and ask if you can get it gift-wrapped.
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. For better results, put them into carts of people ages 70 and older.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly hummin g the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Bring a box of laxitives to the front desk and ask if you can get it gift-wrapped.
17 things to do at Walmart
By Charizardcowman -- Report
Some of you might get an idea or two...it is the 16 funniest things to do at Wal-Mart.
Terastas gave me #17
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Posted by wsensor 17 years ago Report
Umm yea your #8 sorta got me and my friend kicked out of a wallmart that thankfully we dont go to as its really far away... XD
She was getting mad at the person in electronics who kept coming over to ask if we needed help and I told her it would be funny and so she did it but she went to far... and it was a different person...
I'll just say that fake crying / throwing stuff around like a 3 year old wanting a stuffed animal... well I am sure most of you have seen it happen XD
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
lol. I found this on the internet, so I really am at no premise of blame for whoever would try these stunts...but that could get pretty bad I'm sure.
Posted by Terastas 17 years ago Report
Did #9 at a grocery store in a grocery store once. And I wish I'd seen this list before I left Vegas -- just giving the finger to the Wal Mart as I walked past it that one final time just wasn't satisfying enough. :p
17) Bring a package of laxative to a service desk and ask if you can have it gift wrapped.
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
I really should add to the list, even though I found it on the internet and thought it was a hoot.
Posted by YoshiFan 17 years ago Report
isnt it a bit repetitive that grocery stores are in grocery stores? :P
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
Posted by Fidel2323 17 years ago Report
oh wow...
two years ago, i did number 14...
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
Was that on purpose?
Posted by Fidel2323 17 years ago Report
i didnt know the word, but it was a spontaneous action :D
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
wow...that must have sucked.
Posted by Terastas 17 years ago Report
Spurt of the moment? Done on a whim? Something like that?
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
I was thinking like maybe it just happened, involuntarily. That's why I said it must have sucked...
Posted by Lamok 17 years ago Report
Part of me takes offence to this because I work at a Wal-Mart. And yet I cant help but laugh ant a few of them.
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
I had a friend that worked at Wal-Mart. She thought these were hilarious...no offense to you personally though, I hope.
Posted by IGA 17 years ago Report
lol! i love these ideas! G
Posted by SeruOmen 17 years ago Report
Done number 2 before.
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
How'd that go?
Posted by Terastas 17 years ago Report
Just remembered one of my step-siblings did something similar at a toy store. Which he was thrown out of (literally), of course.
Posted by Charizardcowman 17 years ago Report
Yikes!...That must've sucked.