Things to make you laugh! (or not...)
 
Russia considers banning SOUTH PARK. Beats what it did to Georgia
 
LANCE ARMSTRONG to attempt eighth Tour de France title and fifth look-alike girlfriend
 
STEPHEN COLBERT'S DNA to be shot into space
 
LONELYGIRL15 makes friends with MySpace, gets online show
 
MICKEY ROURKE wrestling film wins accolades at Venice Film Festival. Yes. Mickey Rourke
 
TORI SPELLING tops David Sedaris with New York Times No. 1 best seller. Her family is weirder
 
ASHTON KUTCHER coaching Los Angeles high school football. Right back where Demi Moore found him
 
O.J. SIMPSON trial, Version 2.0
 
PREDICTABLE
 
STEVE JOBS: Not dead yet
 
PAN'S LABYRINTH director Guillermo del Toro booked with monster-movie projects through 2017
 
GHOSTBUSTERS 3 in the works. Who ya gonna call? GUILLERMO DEL TORO!
 
MADONNA dedicates Like a Virgin to Pope. POPE dedicates You're Going to Hell (Remix) to Madonna
 
TOBEY MAGUIRE considering two more Spider-Man films, two more summerhouses
 
LINDSAY LOHAN turns down Playboy offer. Even she realizes we've seen enough
 
RENT closes on Broadway despite abundance of American Idol castoffs
 
Bickering CHRIS MATTHEWS and KEITH OLBERMANN removed from MSNBC election-night anchor chairs
 
KATY PERRY disses BRITNEY at MTV Awards, still wants to kiss her