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A character sheet for Delta, explaining how Dryads work and a little about her personality. I originally intended to start off with pics like this for all my characters, but that was back when I only had three planned, and I decided to just skip it. I'll probably make a few more of these as things go along.
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Posted by Jacquelope 16 years ago Report
This is the grossest joke I've ever told, lol. A logger walks into the dryad forest with an axe. He starts chopping through a tree and Delta comes along and taps him on the shoulder. He turns and she gulps him down head first. After spending a long time being pushed through her digestive system and dumped out behind a tree, she tells him, "Chopping down trees.. not good."
Next day he comes back with a diamond chainsaw. As soon as he starts sawing into the tree, his saw JAMS. Sure enough, Delta comes and relieves him of his useless chainsaw, then lifts him up and swallows him again. After coming out the other end, she snarls, "Come back in this forest... one more time... and you are in serious trouble!"
So he returns, this time with a light saber. This time he takes a swing and the tree turns out to be a plywood facade. Turning around defensively, he swings with the intent to take Delta out before she can leap on him. This time she catches him from below ground. As he's laying curled up in her loudly rumbling stomach he hears her say from the outside... "you're not here for chopping down trees, are you?"
Posted by Deleteduser_120 16 years ago Report
I don't get it.
Posted by Aurion 16 years ago Report
Is the pun suppose to be that he's a vorephile and only attacked the forest so he could get eaten?
Posted by Deleteduser_120 16 years ago Report
Wait a minute...now I get it! *grins, but cannot prevent himself from sniggering*
Posted by Jacquelope 16 years ago Report
Bingo. Right on the mark1 :D
Posted by Drudicta 16 years ago Report
X///D
Posted by deathknight 16 years ago Report
I have to say she look cute all bloated up Xp
Posted by kitsun3chao 16 years ago Report
Does she produce milk or any gluco from breasts ? :3
Posted by Reiko 16 years ago Report
I like her x3 Interesting idea with her taking on water, poor thing, she has to be bloated all the time!
I know Reiko needs to eat her x3 she needs veggies!!
Posted by Drudicta 16 years ago Report
I like the description. xD
Posted by quicks 16 years ago Report
i cant wait for delta's revenge
Posted by Darian 16 years ago Report
Wow. This is a very intruiging take on the dryad.
I like it. She looks absolutely stunning as well.