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KavenBach

Posted by KavenBach 15 years ago Report

#2: The best kind of fairy as far as I'm concerned. But that's just me. >_<.

#3: "Male fairies rarely kill females for any reason, they'd rather have as many lovers as they can handle." Assuming they don't mind sharing their memories with all those females, I assume?

#10: Wait, "elf?" I must've missed something somewhere. Also, I'm starting to hate fairy women more and more. Our women deserve better.

#12: O_O; ...I think I need to read the rest of the Ian Scranton series... ^^;

#13: Interesting reasoning! Makes a lot of sense! And humans who happen to have the ability to cast anti-magic will no one more way to punish her... ehh, that's my nature speaking, apologies. ^.^;

#14: Well, at least human women have *one* tiny advantage... hmm. Question: a man who has been Exo-Symbiotized (or whatever the word would be), will kill a carnivorous fairy if she tries to eat him. If by some chance a carnivorous fairy got some of such a male's sperm down her throat... would that destroy her?! O_o Whoa...

Jacquelope

Posted by Jacquelope 15 years ago Report

Hey, Mr K! As usual you've got all the hard hitting questions ^_^

#3 - Carnivorous fairies do not share memories. They can't. Unless they devour someone and absorb their memories that way. O_O

#10 - Elves are out there. There's just few of them left, thanks to interbreeding.

#12 - That's from future stories.

#13 - You'd have to break her limbs to do anal sex on her without getting punched or kicked. And then fairies quickly heal broken bones... yeah, that can get ya hurt...

#14 - Excellent question. Most excellent. The answer is yeah, that would kill her, because all of his bodily cells are made digestion-proof by exo-symbiosis. BTW no one knows how to determine who has been made digestion-proof. O_O

KavenBach

Posted by KavenBach 15 years ago Report

#10/#14 I see you chose to ignore my commentary on human women... >_<.

#12: You TEASE then! ^_^

#13: Besides, seem to me humans would be insane to play with someone who could obliterate them if she starts getting any of her powers back!

#14: Awesome. Spontaneous Cum-bustion. O_o "W-what happened, man?!" "I don't KNOW! One second she was sucking me off, the next she was a pile of ash!!" O_O

Jacquelope

Posted by Jacquelope 15 years ago Report

About your commentary - if you hate fairies now, wait'll I get into just a FEW of the *scary* freaky sexual things they can do. Read and be shocked:
http://www.aryion.com/g3/showitem.php?id=155938
(note: I'm editing all the stories in that folder in the near future)

#13 - yeah, fairies could pretty much fireball their way out of captivity in any human facility in the 21st century. Or teleport. One fairy could kick a LOT of 21st century human ass. But they'd rather breed with us.

#14 - cumbustion. Oh LORD!

Jacquelope

Posted by Jacquelope 15 years ago Report

On second thought, you know, Mr K, I'm thinking that on #14, maybe I should rethink the cumbustion thing. Perhaps sperm shouldn't trigger the life force feedback/combustion effect. See my PM for why!