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Seven days. Seven rassin-frassin consarnit days! That's how long it took me to finish this pic. I swear, every time I sit down to draw...something happens. It's a conspiracy! A boring one with an inconsequential target...but a conspiracy none the less! Still, I managed to get out a bit of silliness, so I'm happy.
I've been on an "Original Character" kick recently, so allow me to introduce Keani Burony and Butler. I have a detailed back-story for the characters, but I'm far too tired to write it out. Here's all you really need to know:
Keani is an epicurean heiress with a taste for endangered species. The fewer there are, the more she wants them in her belly. Butler is her amply endowed, multitalented, psychotically efficient assistant. She can bake a mouth-watering Aurochs-Beef Wellington, while simultaneously pleasuring her mistress, and follow the whole thing up by field stripping a Kalashnikov in under 13 seconds.
Fun Fact: Keani has never referred to Butler by her actual name, finding such familiarity with a domestic, abhorrent.
There is, of course, much more to the characters, but I'll cover them in another series of pics (or a story).
Regarding the Image: I've always thought food mascots were a bit...kooky. These species traitors sing and dance around Commerce Alley, while the digested remains of their brothers and sisters float down the sewers. Come the revolution, they'll be laid out at a colossal buffet where Lady Justice will glut on sweet, calorie-intense, righteousness. Vive la Estomac!
P.S. I'm not actually embroiled in any "Twinkie drama"...I just thought the pic idea was funny.
P.P.S. This image is best viewed at its full bloated size. ♥
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Posted by NotherPacman 12 years ago Report
Living thing eaten alive = vore :)
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
I double checked your math and everything appears to be correct. =)
Posted by Arashi 12 years ago Report
but its dead now and its a snack you eat on the go
there for its somewhat not vore
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Interesting observation. Another valid point of view. =)
Posted by Bright 12 years ago Report
A character hunting down a food mascot. That is pretty funny.
I find the characters pretty interesting.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thanks Bright. Interest always shapes my future work.
Posted by Emperor_Palpatine 12 years ago Report
Stop it, boner. :(
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Yep...it's an unwieldy bit of anatomy with a mischievous mind of its own. Someone in nature's design department HAS to still be giggling about that decision.
Posted by TheWickedKing 12 years ago Report
Hahahahaha, the dialogue is great!
Great job~ =)
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you very much, TheWickedKing. I snickered quite a bit putting this one together.
Posted by Lucky 12 years ago Report
Field stripping an automat kalshnikov in 13 seconds isn't that impressive.
Making Beef-Wellington gets my attention though. o o
Wonderful artwork as always! I don't know how you pull it off so seamlessly, but your themed borders are always so appropriate. Here's hopin' you continue to win out over those conspirators. : 3
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you so much, Lucky. Praise from an artist of your caliber is always appreciated. As for Butler's Kalashnikov strip time, she'd very much like to improve, but her mistress is dreadfully demanding and doesn't allow for much practice. Actually it's my fault. I meant to say "field stripping/reassemble" but suffered a bit of rectal-cranial inversion there. I'm not going to amend it now, only because I don't want to confuse people about your post. =) Still, in her own defense, the very fact that she can effectively maintain an AK-47 should win her some brownie points, as it's beyond the requirements of most Butlers. ♥
Posted by Lucky 12 years ago Report
Hm. That is about twice the speed of a well-trained person. Indeed impressive.
Especially considering her limited range of motion to her front with those amazing obstacles.
Cooks, cleans, takes out the garbage and still finds time for some romance. Damn impressive, indeed. I think I have a crush.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Speaking of those wonderfully wobbly obstacles...they weren't always so...substantial. In the back-story I've been working on for Butler, she actually entered Keani's employ sporting a modest C cup. Her demanding mistress has subjected Butler to a long series of hormone enhancements throughout the years that's left her with the remarkable milk bulging mommy bags we see today. I hadn't thought about it until recently, but I'm starting to wonder if Keani's supplier might know Mamanya. ♥
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Oops...I meant Tanya. Sorry about that. I just like the way Mamanya sounds. Kind of makes my mouth happy to say. Maaa-Maaa-Nnnnyyaaa. ♥
Posted by Lucky 12 years ago Report
lol
I could totally see that happening. XD
Posted by phantom 11 years ago Report
I would have just guessed it wears unbirth that got her those succulent jaw dropping fun bags. Speaking of witch I wouldn't mind being unbirthed by her
Posted by noisekeeper 12 years ago Report
I like the idea of this character being such a glutton for endangered species. Perhaps a Loch Ness Monster is up on the menu if she can find it?
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Oooo...nice idea. Nessie would be a REAL stomach stretcher. Cryptid cuisine is high on Keani's menu. I'm happy you're enjoying the characters.
Posted by bbstuff 12 years ago Report
the twinki company sold the recipe to General Mills before closing i think. :) there wil be more twinkies. and the idiots buying twinkies on ebay for thousands of dollars will be pissed
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
It was inevitable that SOMEONE would snatch it up. There's no way in hell that an iconic treat like that's just going to fade into antiquity. I think they're still being made in Canada (not sure about that).
Posted by KlinKitty 12 years ago Report
Very nice, the picture and the character concept! And also, always nice to see activity from ya!
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you, Klin. I'm happy you enjoyed'em. =)
Posted by captainbobey 12 years ago Report
Lol, the picture just screamed zombie land at me when I saw it XP
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Hehe. No doubt. The three films I think Twinkies will be forever synonymous with are: Zombieland, Ghostbusters, and UHF (A Twinkie Wiener Sandwich...I can hear my doctor cringing as I type that).
Posted by veender 12 years ago Report
Well, she could at least charge for people to see the museum of her belly! Every layer of fat corresponding to a long-gone animal. :P
It's good to see something from you again! And it's nice to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. =)
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you, veender. Keani might just be into the "Belly Museum" idea. The concept of being rewarded for gobbling some of the world's most under-populated species, and proudly displaying the soft womanly curves those creatures created, is juuuust hedonistic enough to catch her attention. =)
Posted by veender 12 years ago Report
I kinda thought it would. :P
Posted by Shryland 12 years ago Report
Love her design. I've always had a thing for girls in tank tops and no panties. It's just something about wrapped melons and a naked peach XD just wanna sink your teeth into it
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Mmmm...gawd, that's quote worthy. I couldn't agree more! Dressed to impress, but ready for action. Gotta LOVE it. Thank you very much for the praise, Shryland. It's extremely flattering coming, as it does, from a master of the curvy arts!
Posted by Shryland 12 years ago Report
Psh, listen to you. All humble n stuff. Your talented as hell, might want to be a lil more egotistical about it XD
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
HAW! Thanks for the kind words, amigo. Although, if my ego gets any bigger, I'm afraid my spine will shatter under the weight of my swollen head. I don't need to end up in the hospital over that...again. =P
Posted by Shryland 12 years ago Report
Don't be scerd, grow a backbone will ya?! (Yes, that's right, I said it. Your welcome >:D)
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
LMAO! XD
Posted by Ome 12 years ago Report
Thus reigniting the age old question...do twinkies have souls? And how do they move with nothing but cream filling.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
That's a very interesting question. I'm betting there's a magic hat involved somewhere (à la Frosty the Snowman). If he did have a soul, I guess Hostess's favorite nipple-eyed, snack cake mascot is floating about heaven now...fattening up angels.
Posted by Reiko 12 years ago Report
Damnit~ Now I want some Twinkie...and maybe some Butler :9
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Much in the same vein as Keani, Reiko gets what Reiko wants. You should never have to choose between two meals when you've the stomach capacity to accommodate BOTH! I'd fetch them for you, buuuut...getting within arm's reach of you has left more than a few kitties as nothing more than an after-meal belch. An ounce of prevention keeps me from becoming a few pounds of belly fat. ♥
Posted by Reiko 12 years ago Report
*Reiko whimpers and squirms with delight* Oooo~ I want it ALL! Kitty, twinkie, Butler~ I'm gonna have the biggest poop tomorrow <3
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Mmmm...yes! Now that's my kind of girl...full from gut to butt! ♥
Posted by almindore58 12 years ago Report
i'd like to be in a keani butler sandwich, please
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
That would make for one very snuggly sandwich.
Posted by Reiko 12 years ago Report
And one happy Reiko~ x3
Posted by almindore58 12 years ago Report
ready for u to eat, reiko!
Posted by almindore58 12 years ago Report
U know it!
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Wilford Brimley is my all time favorite disease awareness spokesperson/walrus man!
Posted by ShotgunJesus 12 years ago Report
You know, as much as large breasts and lactation are on my radar of stuff I obligingly love(As we did once discuss), I can't help but find the rictus of horror on that pastry's face to be the highlight of this piece.
He looks like he just saw his parents having sex. It's wonderful.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you, ShotgunJesus. I had a lot fun drawing that bit. I went through about 12 different expressions before deciding on that one.
Posted by StalkOBroccoli 12 years ago Report
this is one of the funniest things I've seen recently.
It's simply bitter sweet, with a hint of truth.
and vore. that too.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you, StalkOBroccoli. I'm very happy you find my work entertaining. =)
Posted by Mild_Concussion 12 years ago Report
No panties! None. :O :3
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Hehe...In my modest opinion, that's the perfect amount of panties.
Posted by 0Anesthetic4u 12 years ago Report
I can fully strip a Kalashnikov in under 13 secconds, and I don't even own one.
I'm not even joking. I know some one who does own one, and I fiedl stripped it before. The entire gun is like four pieces. Dust Cover, Spring Assembly, Gas piston, and Gas Chamber.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Hehe...yea, I covered that a bit further up, in another post. I meant to say, "field stripping/reassemble" but I was very tired when I typed that (I'm lucky it's legible at all). I didn't want to amend my picture description because it might confuse those folks that read the posts here, but I may in the future, if it continues to draw attention.
Posted by papuusa 12 years ago Report
You are such a phenomenal artist.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you so much, papuusa. I'm happy you're enjoying my contributions.
Posted by papuusa 12 years ago Report
I was stoked when I found you on this site. When I was in high school I used to always be on your old site. Twas a sad day to see it go. Lol however life is change. So any who, as i said i'm stoked you are on this site and still pumping out work here and there.
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Aww...thank you, papuusa. It is always nice to meet people from the old site days. Good memories, great people, and lots of fun. Hopefully I can continue to entertain by filling up my gallery with super stuffed stomachs.
Posted by darc22005 12 years ago Report
well thats a brilliant picture. make it for any special occasion
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you for the praise, darc22005. As for a special occasion...nah...just hoping to make some people smile. =)
Posted by darc22005 12 years ago Report
thought mabey it would be becuase of hostess closing or something
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Ahh...I see what you mean. Yea, the Hostess thing did inspire this pic. I'd had the idea for a while, but originally envisioned using M&Ms. This food-vore joke has been in my "idea" file for years now. When the Twinkie thing came up, it fit so well, I had to draw it.
Posted by darc22005 12 years ago Report
makes sense
Posted by Sukanar 12 years ago Report
LMAO! XD nice and technically yes :3 it is
Posted by FrostByte 12 years ago Report
Thank you, Sukanar. Hehe...yea, I figured that would be the general consensus. =)
Posted by Sukanar 12 years ago Report
and an awesome one at that ;)
Posted by 0Anesthetic4u 11 years ago Report
No longer is he the last of his kind brothers! For I have seen Twinkies, Ho-Ho's, and Ding Dongs gracing emporium shelves once again!