Naruto flexed his arms. He remembered how he beat the Jyuken by pouring Kurama's chakra through his veins. Sadly, he didn't remember before Ma Toad spoon-fed him her favorite meal.
 
He gagged at the memory. The elder summon could at least mix in some ramen noodles. Not that it would help with that bug stew.
 
However, Naruto wasn't summoned to enjoy a meal. He was summoned for a reason, and that reason was the eldest of the toads that overlooked the mountains.
 
"You're not going to sleep, are you, big guy?" Naruto held his head as one of the other toads thwacked him in the head. "Ow! What gives? It's an honest question."
 
The Great Toad Sage, the oldest of toads, laughed at the display. "Do not worry, young Uzumaki. I intend to tell you what I have seen. I will not sleep before then."
 
"Alright, lay it on me!" Naruto waited with bated breath as the Great Toad Sage heaved...
 
...And did not move at all. Naruto looked at one of the toads. "He's asleep, isn't he?"
 
The old toad jerked back up. "...Do you understand what I have said?"
 
"You were sleeping!" The boy rightfully earned another whack on his head.
 
"Ah, so I was." The Great Toad Sage bowed. "As I have said, I have seen a vision. You will..."
 
Naruto leaned in closer. What was the sage going to say?
 
"You will give birth to the Uzumaki clan once more.."
 
Naruto had to clean his ears out. "...What?"
 
"You will-"
 
"I know what you said!" Naruto stepped to the side as a toad sensed a tone of disrespect. "Did you really summon me from halfway around the world just to tell me to get laid!?"
 
"Yes." Naruto could hear a bellowing laugh from within and outside when the Great Toad Sage gave his answer. "Naruto Uzumaki, you have not only become a hero but you have saved this world from utter destruction. Should it be a surprise that the world gives you its blessings?"
 
"Wow, the respect of the whole world..." And not just from every village he knew but the world itself. Naruto was no conceited ninja, but he was already imagining girls lining wanting to date-
 
The Toads could sense the serious shift in Naruto's face. "Actually, there is a matter that I seek counsel on, Great Elder..."
 
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Teuchi was an old man who ran a ramen stall with his daughter. He has seen a lot of strange ninja things and even got involved in some of them. So it was a surprise when he saw a girl with a bowl of ramen in her hands and stacks of bowls next to her. The only other person who could match the amount she was eating just so happened to be the ramen addict known as Naruto.
 
"Thank you for the meal, old man." Teuchi was too speechless to realize the odd speech as Hinata paid for the noodles. She casually flicked away bug as she headed out.
 
Hinata treaded through one of the training grounds, which was made with the same grass, water and trees as the other training grounds. She paused, letting her eyes flicker. "What gave me away?"
 
Two figures and a large dog landed behind her. The more feral-looking of the duo cocked his head. "Seriously, 'Hinata'? You were going all 'Naruto' on that ramen."
 
The other overdressed figure simply allowed an insect to land on him and crawl into his coat. "...We only ask where our comrade is."
 
'Hinata' smiled as she unknowingly stroked her stomach. "How about we get to the part where I kick your asses?"
 
Before anyone could blink, the feral boy darted towards the girl. He was sure that he could take down this imposter since whoever was pretending to be the Hyuuga could not use their signature chakra-stopping fists-
 
And then both he and the girl were swept away in a dark buzzing flood. The boy was the first to fall out of this cloud as he shook the rest of the bugs off him. "I had it handled, Shino."
 
"All is not as it seems, Kiba." The bug user noted that Hinata had repelled the insect storm by spinning her body and expelling her chakra. "It appears that the Hinata before us-"
 
"FANG OVER FANG!" Kiba wasted no time in attacking again, this time with the dog helping them out. They both raced towards her and leapt into the air, pirouetting so fast that they drilled through the air, controlling their movements as they weaved and jetted towards the girl. As far as they knew, a Hyuuga had only one way to defend from a two-pronged attack and she only had her palms towards them-
 
Shino would have palmed his face if he were the type of person. Instead, insects began to pour from his body and form a barrier as Hinata walked towards him, dispelling his efforts with a few swipes of her hands. "How did you learn her fighting style, Miss Mitarashi?"
 
"Trading techniques." Hinata paid no attention to the two snakes that were enjoying their meal. She reached forward to pluck the glasses off Shino. "How about you and I trade te...ah, crap."
 
Hinata shoved the shades and tried to jump away, but she hit a tree. Rather, the tree had grown there and it continued to do so, tangling her arms and suspending her from the ground. "Shino" discarded his clothes, revealing red eyes under long silky hair. "Hinata" laughed nervously. "Oh, ha ha...Kurenai. So...how's Junior?"
 
Kurenai Yuuhi, known for her skill in ninja illusions, was not a woman to be messed with, as the other boy and dog faded out of existence. She was also the teacher of the two boys (and dog) as well as Hinata. "He's fine. Now, where is Hinata?"
 
"Well, just let me go and I'll grab her-" "Hinata" or Anko gulped as Kurenai glared at her. "Y-yeah, maybe you could just turn around? I don't think you'd like the answer..."
 
"Anko, I like you as a friend, but if something happens to my student..." Anko was pretty sure the hellish brimstone raging behind the illusion mistress was just an illusion, but she wasn't going to take the chance.
 
Anko sighed. "Fine. Just pull my pants down."
 
"Pull your...what?" Kurenai shook her head. "Stop playing around and cough her up!"
 
"Hm, that could work." Kurenai didn't understand at first, but Anko began heaving. She wondered if the snake mistress was pretending, but then her body bulged, and a busty girl slid out of her mouth covered in slime. Kurenai quickly brought her hands up.
 
"RELEASE!" The illusions disappeared. There was no tree, no meals for the snake, one Anko on her knees trying to catch her breath, and one girl covered in slime. Immediately, Kurenai checked on her downed student. "Hinata..."
 
Anko slowly tried to creep way. Tried to, but Kurenai was in front of her all of a sudden. "Anko, did you really...How? Why?"
 
"Um, she asked for it?" Anko realized that wasn't the right answer when the whole world was spinning. The next thing she knew, Anko was surrounded by lots and lots of fabric. Then she felt something shuffling through this prison of hers. A giant snake? No, it looked like a giant hand.
 
She was looked at the face of Kurenai, or more accurately, her nose, and she realized that she must have been shrunk down to the size of one's hand. No, it was an illusion of some magnitude.
 
"This is an that affects the both of us. My body will react as if you are actuall this size." Kurenai began to describe her torment as she flipped Anko upside-down to demonstrate. "Since you decided to eat my student, I'll eat you as well. Fortunately for you, I will not digest you. I'll just stick you...well, where all the food comes out."
 
"That's where I put Hina...Er, maybe you should just put me in a doll house instead?" The last thing Anko saw was darkness. Squishy, slimy darkness. And it smelled bad too.
 
Kurenai allowed her body to suck Anko up her ass before she blushed. It wasn't just because of the feeling of a struggling shrunken person, but also because she just committed said act in an open place. It's a good thing she was wearing a dress.
 
A groan shook Kurenai out of her world. "Hinata, are you alright?"
 
"Ku...Kurenai?" Hinata sat up, not realizing she was naked. "What...happened?"
 
"The bad lady got you, but she's gone now. You're safe."
 
Hinata smiled as she sought the warmth of her teacher's embrace.
 
There was nothing gentle about that smile.