"Misato, your noodles have be exposed to broth for fifteen minutes past the cooking time. It is not optimal for consumption."
 
Misato grumbled and ate her ramen, thanking Rei for the reminder. Rei and Asuka wondered what got Misato in such a foul mood, so Asuka opened her mouth. "What's up with you?"
 
"Stupid Kaji. I just want to know where Shinji and Unit 01 went, because the last time they went missing was an Angel attack and we haven't got one in a w

Minnie was a simple girl. Well, she was a minnow, actually, and her routine was simple: Wake up, eat, swim, eat, swim, eat, sleep. It was a routine, one she enjoyed a lot, so when she came upon a curvy worm, she didn't question it. She just opened her mouth and tried to slurp up the she-worm.
 
Oh, the worm, who she wouldn't ask for a name, wiggled madly when she felt something wet around her feet, but Minnie continued gulping down her body centimeter by centimeter, enjoying such a dele

"Itai..."
 
Jiraiya jumped down to the ground. "What's wrong, Naruto?"
 
"I think I landed on something."
 
Jiraiya grinned. "Just let me have a look."
 
"Hell no! Not while I'm stuck in this form!" Naruto covered his breasts and butt. "Why am I doing this any way?"
 
"You got to know how to remove seals without risking the big one on your belly." Jiraiya blinked and tried to get another loo

Disclaimer: Assassination Classroom is a manga where a class of misfits learn to kill their teacher, a creature that plans to destroy their world!
 
Of course, I don't own it either.
 
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Today was another day in the life of Class E. Another day of learning, physical education, and trying to kill their teacher. For you see, their teacher is no mere human, not even a human. If the class was allowed to tell you about Koro-Sensei, the most they would give is that he is a sm

Rukia could not believe how she got into this. Sure, she remembers how she got into this. Rangiku from the Tenth Division had convinced her to drink alcohol, and somehow, this had led to a bet that she lost. Worse, the other divisions had gotten involved in their game, but she managed to take care of their bets.
 
All except the Twelfth Division; the R&D Division, home to Mayuri, the mad scientist who probably wouldn't deny being one. And unfortunately, the man was mad enough to us

My name is Nancy Williams. Ah, well, that's the name when I was human. Or when I go out as one. Long story short, I got turned into a rubber doll through the power of science, only I'm not exactly a doll.
 
Well, I don't want to be a superhero, so I simply worked at home. I have some friends who aren't freaked out about my rubber body, and we used to play around. One day, my friend Anna found out I could stretch, and she wanted to do some vore play. Yeah, I thought it was foreplay, b

Yuugao looked at the boy in front of her. "As I said before, there are no shortcuts to becoming Hokage. The strength of the Hokage, the power you seek, is his own. No one can give you the power you seek, at least willingly."
 
Naruto Uzumaki wondered how he found himself in this situation. Earlier that day, Anko tried to use some sort of perverted jutsu on him. This resulted in potentially three girls that normally would not have been this dedicated to him. To remove the ef

As something happened with Naruto and Hinata (and by proxy Kurenai), Anko was leaping over the rooftops, pondering on potential recruits to the campaign. Of course, her recruiting method was going to be a little...forceful. The problem was that she couldn't think of a good person to start with.
 
Tsunade, the current Hokage, would be a good choice. However, with this new system in place, the Hokage's words alone could not usher Naruto in unless she changed the laws, which would be bad f

As discreetly as she could, Kurenai brought Hinata to an apartment. Whoever lived here obviously lived like a pig if the clutter of clothes and empty ramen cups were any indication.
 
The fact that she came here of all places did not register in her mind.
 
She recounted her encounter with her student, or rather the ninja who posed as her. She had created illusions based on her other students to distract the poser while she got into capturing position. She didn't expect that Anko

Naruto flexed his arms. He remembered how he beat the Jyuken by pouring Kurama's chakra through his veins. Sadly, he didn't remember before Ma Toad spoon-fed him her favorite meal.
 
He gagged at the memory. The elder summon could at least mix in some ramen noodles. Not that it would help with that bug stew.
 
However, Naruto wasn't summoned to enjoy a meal. He was summoned for a reason, and that reason was the eldest of the toads that overlooked the mountains.
 
"You

True to Kurama's words, the jutsu that backfired on Anko was designed to take over the host. The process to get absorbed took a while though, which was one of the main reasons why Orochimaru had decided to redesign his jutsu.
 
That was not the main problem. Kurama's presence stopped Anko from taking over his mind, but Naruto needed held from the Fox to excrete her from his body, and so by going into his "Tailed-Beast" form, Naruto had the power to expel her. The process seeme

This was the moment he was waiting for, the one moment he has been waiting for his whole life, and he just got it...
 
This was the day when he got his face on a cup of instant ramen.
 
This kind of achievement wouldn't seem so big to anyone, but to the blonde-in-orange Naruto Uzumaki, having a flavor dedicated to him was one of the major things he wanted to achieve next to becoming Hokage or gaining recognition. The fact that the Naruto-flavored ramen was only a regular ramen with

Anko no Anal
 
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Deep within the annals of Konoha, a devious person unfurls a scroll. "Kukuku. Such a wondrous jutsu. Now, who shall be my first victim?"
 
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Sure, no one was in this training ground, and she wasn't in a clearing where people would most likely head to. However, she turned on her all-seeing eye bloodline, and not even seeing a single person nearby, she unzipped her pant and squated behind a bush.
 
The long-haired heiress of th

The Pearlescent Peach
 
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Mario took a look at the x-ray. He then looked at the Toad sitting in front of him and then back at the x-ray once more. Dr. Mario looked at the Toad once more.
 
"Well?"
 
"I-I didn't see him there!" The Toad hastily defended.
 
"I won't tell." Mario sighed. "Next time, when your friend takes a Mini Shroom, you should not ingest any other plants."
 
The Toad blushed. Mario put on a

Nami sobered back into consciousness, slowly realizing that this was not due to any alcohol she could have drank. She was tied and on a chair, though not tied to it, and the room she was in wasn't any on their ship. She could feel the waves of the sea beneath her, and she could smell that the decor was beneath any Marine. Looking around, it seemed more decorative than any normal pirate's lifestyle, a bedroom that obviously have seen more of this ship's treasury (though not as much spent on Lu

Welcome to the Study of Sentient Humane Arachnoids. However, we here at the labs call it the Drider Zoo for short. In both cases, we dedicate our lives to researching these delightful creatures.
 
Unless overwise stated, a drider has a recognizable form that could be divided into two sections. The top section resembles a human from the waist up, which is often used to distinguish gender by sight. However, most of our research involves one female of each species as research so far points th