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Shopping at the Monster Market By LordStorm -- Report

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A little pic featuring a monster selling some choice cuts of meat from his latest catch of pesky adventurers.
High prices, but the meat dosen't come easy.

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Jack

Posted by Jack 11 years ago Report

Oh my oh my, such delicious looking choices.
Let's see... I think I will take the whole wizard, and a few dark elf breasts for dessert.

LordStorm

Posted by LordStorm 11 years ago Report

Ahhh big spender, but worth it for those choice meats I'm sure;) How are you planning to prepare your tasty brown wizard? XD

Jack

Posted by Jack 11 years ago Report

I thought about a slow roast in tinfoil over the open fire for a few hours, before the meat will be seasoned just with a bit of sour cream, to keep the delicate, original taste.

The dark, purple meat of the drow breasts would be ground into a soft mass, mixed with some milk and beaten until fluffy, to make some mousse from it.

That way, we'd have a very solid home-made dish as the main course, both filling and satisfying, with a sweet elven dessert on top for the exotic touch.

Farian

Posted by Farian 11 years ago Report

All looks very tasty

LordStorm

Posted by LordStorm 11 years ago Report

They'd better be, sexy adventurers arent easy to catch XD

wolfmeal

Posted by wolfmeal 11 years ago Report

I'm assuming by G you are referring to Gil

LordStorm

Posted by LordStorm 11 years ago Report

Gold,Gil,Gald,Zenny,Poke-dollers,Munny, any of those work. The local monster currency exchange is shockingly thorough XD

l3objones22

Posted by l3objones22 11 years ago Report

Why do I feel like the monster is selling to the viewer and the viewer is a sexy adventurer as well?
I mean, look at that grin, and his hands are behind his back...
Either I am too in tune with the monster mind or maybe I'm a sexy adventurer and not even know it.
Either way great work.

LordStorm

Posted by LordStorm 11 years ago Report

Thanks;) Though, a sexy adventurer shopper, thats just asking to end up on the menu XD

l3objones22

Posted by l3objones22 11 years ago Report

That just might be how the menu ended up there to begin with.
Outside the store the sigh says , honest Jims Bikini armor, shoes and monster food. Self stocking meat market ;)