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Ok, so this is just a small joke that I have with my friend Zega. Every now and again when I wake up Zega will always send me porn in the morning to assist me in dealing with morning wood. XD We created a physical representation of what it would be like getting this and said that he'd wake me up with a nice hot cup of porn in the morning. I only just recently figured out what he was using to make them though.
this is a gift for xega888
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Posted by iwillnomu 9 years ago Report
Heheh, that's brilliant. You ought to shove him down your morning wood as revenge!
Posted by xega888 9 years ago Report
not if i make him into tomorrow's batch first
Posted by iwillnomu 9 years ago Report
Lol, someone's making someone else into cum either way!
Posted by xega888 9 years ago Report
agreed
Posted by iwillnomu 9 years ago Report
It would be a shame if that weren't the case, really! You both would make a fine mug-full, I say! ;)
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
You'd wanna drink that big, heavy mug of Fooly-Filled porn? I wonder if it would be enough to assist you in the morning when you're all worked up. >\w/>
Posted by iwillnomu 9 years ago Report
I have a feeling that it would, yes. XD
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Hmf! I'm not falling for your tricks Zega! You won't get me in one of those! I'll just have to be ready for you in the morning. x3
Posted by xega888 9 years ago Report
the secret fooly is that they are preped the night before
Posted by Kaheiyattsu 9 years ago Report
and a freshlycooked kahei waits in the kitchen for your breakfast l3
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Nothin' like some fresh Kahei to get you up in the morning~ *Slurp*
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Someone has to be sacrificed in order to make those ya know. x3 I don't know who but I don't really care as long as I get mine in the morning.
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
I wonder how you'd taste if you were one yourself. Probably just as delicious as all the others~
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Mmhm. Full of creamy delicious goodness. x3 Helps with all them urges when you first wake up in the morning.
Posted by KriegJohnson 9 years ago Report
I apologize Fooly, but Indon't really see what the problem is. Fresh cum is delicious, nutritious, and can be prepared very quickly, depending on the individual and the circumstances. Plus it's all natural, requires no skill in food preparation and cooking, always hot, and fits into anyone's budget. All the qualifications for a great and wholesome breakfast!
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
You would say that being a great sucker of dick yourself. You eat this type of thing all the time! You have a biased opinion! Though I suppose I can't say that you're incorrect. x3 I bet it's easy for Zega to make those. He drinks a lot more than me however.
Posted by KriegJohnson 9 years ago Report
Wha... Me?! Biased?! Just because I enjoy a hot cup o' porn in the morning, every morning, and sometimes afternoons... Yeah you're right I am very biased. *sips my own mug of porn* So what if I enjoy sucking people off? I don't judge you for plotting the destruction of worlds. Besides, it's not like I've had any complaints so far. Right Fooly? *wink wink*
Also, I am quite flattered that you of all people should acknowledge my "great" - ( Fooly Fox 2016) dick sucking skills. /)^~^(\
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
So you agree with me then... good. -\w/-
No complaints from me. You have pleased me far too much for me to have any complaints about you.
You're skills are some of the best I've ever had the chance to experience. They should be known! Be proud of you're exceptional skill. It's Fooly approved. ;3
Posted by KriegJohnson 9 years ago Report
... I... I-I... I don't know what to say... *begins to sniffle* Thank you Fooly... That really means a lot to me...
So you buttering me up another blowjob or something, or is the rarely sighted genuinely thoughtful side of you? Either way... this throat isn't going to fuck itself~! <3 /)^~^(\
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
*grins* So what if I am... so what if I'm just using you for pleasure. Just saying these things so that you'll please me with you outstanding abilities? You'll still enjoy doing it won't you~? You want to please me... Now open that lovely mouth of yours and taste me. <3
Posted by KriegJohnson 9 years ago Report
... *sighs with a little nod of obedience, dropping down to my hooves and knees and opening up my maw as wide as possible* Don't think that just because I'm a little slut that you hold all the power over me. However, one can't deny that it's so very... Arousing to see someone so degrading and know exactly what they want even if it's just using another as a piece of meat for something so simple as pleasure~<3 Maybe I do love sucking dick. Maybe I enjoy getting pinned down or handcuffed and having my face fucked till next week. Maybe I do relish in the feeling of getting filled to the brim, without them stopping. Maybe someone telling me that all I'm good for is a cum guzzling little slut is music to my ears. Maybe the safeword is more for the others because I have no limits... And maybe the only way you'll find out is to do exactly those things.. /)^~^(\
Posted by charemthecharmeleon 9 years ago Report
Well, makes sense to me.
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Yes, perfect sense. x3 He's very good at making these for me. It's nice to have someone to assist you with morning wood. You have assisted me with this too. Given your resting place when we go to sleep. <3
Posted by charemthecharmeleon 9 years ago Report
Woof~ Yes Sir. ^//^ I've probably directly led to your morning wood issue more than once now...!
Posted by wiseguy288 9 years ago Report
Now to only find out who it was >:3
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
I'm sure it was a lively person. I could taste it. -\w/-
Posted by wiseguy288 9 years ago Report
Delicious
Posted by Daru 9 years ago Report
I want some D:
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
You can have some.. I can make some for you if you'd like Daru~
Posted by iwillnomu 9 years ago Report
Daru's got to grab you some folks to stuff in your balls to get the most protein-filled mug of porn from you. XD
Posted by Sexyspike12 9 years ago Report
Hey just be glad hes not 50 or 60 yet then it will be like a Christmas tree. Dead from the root up and the balls are just decorating
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
I... I don't know what you're talking about. O\/o
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
I find the irony of this so funny. Foolyfox is usually the cock voring someone and (sometimes) shoving it into someone else. Looks like the tables turned this time though.
There's nothing wrong though with a good cup of heavy cream, filled with high amounts of protein, in the morning. XD
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
All that heavy protein is good for you~ I suppose I can't really say it's bad. I've had so many before I knew what it was made out of.
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
He he, lucky you then. It definitely made you have a nice round booty to go with it all. ;)
Posted by CGR-7 9 years ago Report
Zega: "Sure is, bud. Just give me a second to churn up some more and I'll give ya a refill." XD
Oh man, that's hilarious, Fooly. And Zega's got quite a nice "coffee stirrer" of his own. =)
Posted by CGR-7 9 years ago Report
And on a side note, Fooly; you were so surprised by that revelation in the 7th panel that I thought you'd choke up and it'd spray out your nose. XD
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Thank goodness it didn't! O\~/O Having that up my noes would be so gross!
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
He's always teasing me and messing with me. That's just what he does. x3 I'll tell him you said that. It might make him chuckle.
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
Well atleast it's all natural lol :P
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Yea... not bad for me it's just real... lewd. >\w/>
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
Oh it's just a cup full xp you should be fine. A pitcher full is where it's too nuch
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
Nah, a pitcher full would be what Fooly needs. I think he can probably gulp down a keg-ful and still be wanting more.
After all,
Fooly is always wanting more. ;)
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
If I drunk that much I'd get all FAT. x3
How do you know I'm always wanting more? Have I told you that before... Not gonna say you're wrong but it's rude to assume you know. ;3
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
You don't really have to say it. Your comics tell enough about your character. *wink wink*
Though I guess everyone interprets thing differently. xD
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
Well we could just prepare some if you are up to it. :p
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
100% for this. I think there are enough males on this side that we could make a enough to fill a coffee mug. XD LOL
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
Only a coffee mug? With a bit of effert i wanna fill a two leter bottle
Posted by F1reDem0n 9 years ago Report
Lol. I think you will need more help to fill two liters of empty space. Unless....you are extremely productive. 0_o
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
Well it may take a day or two but nothing is impossible with enough determination and help x3
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
Or just one regularly sized prey. x3 Like you for example. I might be able to cover an entire bedroom floor with just you alone. I don't play when it comes to cumstaines. I always make a lot. <3
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
But how am i surpose to see your reaction if i am cum? i will need another person to be the prey to see your reaction then i can be cum :D
Posted by DanzoLegend 9 years ago Report
But how am i surpose to see your reaction if i am cum? i will need another person to be the prey to see your reaction then i can be cum :D
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
In this world and with how we do things. Creating a liter of cum would be easy. XD I think any predator could produce a LOT of cum with a whole person. 2 liters is easy.
Posted by RossTheEmeraldFox 9 years ago Report
That Will get you up in the morning X3
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
In more ways than one. It give you the want and need to finish taking care of that morning wood with gusto~
Posted by RossTheEmeraldFox 9 years ago Report
Nah, My penis froze off on a mountian.
Posted by MamaPatty 9 years ago Report
That face is the sixth panel is simply... alluring. I have always loved the idea of cum as a food. Tasty, creamy, salty sweet. All sorts of uses, especially a "fresh" hot cup in the morning. Also, the saying " mug of porn" has a very nice ring to it. :). And the visual of Zega making another batch nonchalantly in the last panel, marvelous. Have a wonderful night Fooly!
Posted by FoolyFox 9 years ago Report
You like seeing me grin over to you like that? Good to know~ Yea I know that phrase sounds good. After I heard it I was like. "Yep! We're calling it that now!"
You always make it seem like you're tucking me in for bed or sending me home after a night out when you say "Have a wonderful night Fooly" It makes me smile. x3 What an interesting way to say goodbye.
Posted by supermoosebrain12897 9 years ago Report
Well then, that'll happen. lol
Posted by SoliliaFirestarter 8 years ago Report
the mug was truthful atleast :V
Posted by FoolyFox 8 years ago Report
>\w/< Yea it's exactly what it says it is
Posted by SoliliaFirestarter 8 years ago Report
so now I need to make a cup for danzo called sploosh fountain ;V
Posted by FoolyFox 8 years ago Report
O\w/O that's a good name!!! I like that! You totally should!
Posted by SoliliaFirestarter 8 years ago Report
MHM! :V gonna try to have someone work on it (because I cannot draw)
Posted by IronFox24 7 years ago Report
aw...i want some too fooly. pwease? *show a cup x3*