Posted by ILoveDragons 9 years ago Report

Okay, time for me to rip you an ass. You're an idiot on about a dozen levels here sir.

One- these Snails are smaller than Saphira (whom if you bothered reading the book, you know easily swallowed several whole) and were a favorite treat of all Dragons

2- But lets say your really stupid, and have only seen this one part. Well, sorry to say, but GALBATORIX and SHURIKEN are still alive. As well as Murtagh and Thorn, and the green egg (Firnen). So two Dragons and their riders. Not "extinct Dragon riders" you dolt

3 - if you have read this goddamn book, you know what they found on that island - a fucking room full of Eldunari and even more eggs.

4- The Eldunari, pretty much cake-walked Eragon from the first book straight to them. I'm going to go out on that limb and say bullshit for anything getting in their way (especially that *other* stupid fanfiction story of yours. Ya, they probably could've ripped her underbelly out, but not swallow her whole)

5- This is a fucking Dragon we're talking about here. Again, if you actually read this goddamn book, you'd know that a Dragon's fire is especially effective against them, large (Snalgli reaching about five and a half feet at maturity. So, nice try with "super sized" snails_ or not she's still going to roast these fuckers

6- This is the problem with fanfiction. You idiots feel like you can just write anything willy-nilly. You rape these great stories for your own perverted c*cks. You ruin a damn fine story with this stupidity.

7- Again with the "extinct Dragon riders" a cute attempt at a final line but it is bullshit. Again-- GALBATORIX. MURTAGH. (Shruikan - incredibly massive. Perhaps one of the biggest dragons ever. Thorn smaller than Glaedr but still a very hefty Dragon because of Galbtaorix's magic) So.. maybe you should go back to finish the book off before trying to pervert it with a stupid scenario like this.

Posted by atreides213 9 years ago Report

Um...okay. This is perverted fanfiction, I will grant you that. I have read tyhe books, and I loved them, and this is jsut something I wrote for fun because I felt like it. Of course in the book series Saphira would have shrugged the snails off in all likelihood. Of course the eldunari would have helped Eragon in the world of the story. But that's not the purpose of this story or this site in general. The prupose of this site is to make shit to jerk off to. there are stories on this site involving real world celebrities. If you have such a problem with this stuff, why aren't you commenting on those stories, complaining about how unrealistic they are? If you have a problem with smut like this, you can kindly take your judgmental ass out of here.

I wouldn't mind criticism if you maintained a respectful tone, but it's clear you have no respect for me. In return, I have zero respect for you. Now that that's settled, fuck you, you can fuck right off. Good day, sir.

Posted by ILoveDragons 9 years ago Report

Now I do go about slicing and dicing as many fucked-up stories as I see fit. I can't catch them all, Christ no. There are far too many for myself to take on alone. Yours just happened to be one I saw and recognized nearly instantly. If you love this series, but continue to this... this crap then I don't know what the hell to say. "Your" story (not yours, simply stolen characters inserted into some bullshit environment) perverts it. If you loved these stories, why not do something that does these characters and their real author credit? I mean, Snalgli, really? Aside from Firnen they are the "most-useless" do you have a snail fetish or can't think of something else? (Somewhat serious question. Seen far stranger fetishes than someone liking snails). Pardon my language, but not my criticism. I hated this story, for everything you did against Paolini and a masterful work he created and for making Eragon and Saphira so goddamn pathetic in both of your stories. You do no credit to these creations that you've stolen for your own perverted pleasure.

Posted by kaue12 9 years ago Report

I beg for you to just ignore this other annoying individual, he simply don't get the purpose of your stories. I have to say I did read the books, and even though snails aren't my thing I did enjoy your fanfiction and your other stories as well, so please continue writing, I know I am not the only one who apreciate your work.

Posted by atreides213 9 years ago Report

Thank you very much :) Trust me, I have no intention of stopping just because one person doesn't like my work.