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>> Let her finish and confront whoever comes out yourself.
You chuckle a bit and decide you can handle whoever comes to help this piece of meat out, so you sidle up against a wall in the main hall and peer out to their playing area, but not enough that Renée can see you. She'd probably get mad at you for fucking up the plan or something. Whatever.
Eventually, three chicks come out of the door, jabbering to each other. They seem to be heading your way through the building, so they're not going to encounter Audrey on their way out. You decide to head back to where you were.
You get a text from Renée.
YOU ARE NOW RENÉE FOX.
You're pretty bored. You've set up all your traps in this recreation area, and now you're just playing a game of Irritated Avians on your phone. It kinda sucks, but it's something to do. So far, you haven't seen the janitor. She's not supposed to be here yet, but sometimes she comes in early. She seems very protective of this building.
...Oh? Three of the members of that club are leaving. You overhear them talking about how "Helga got herself snarfed again. By a skunk this time. That's so gross. etc."
You guess Zoey got someone who came in late. She could probably, by your estimation, take all three of these women by herself, but you don't know what kind of self-defense equipment they're carrying. From what you saw in the room, that big-eared academic chick's potato launcher actually seems to be functional, so there might be something she could do with that. You're pretty sure the redhead's dagger is plastic, though. Anything actually lethal is illegal as fuuuuuuck.
Anyway, you figure you'd better tell Zoey and Zee too, since she's in the area. You're not sure if you want to help or not...
YOU ARE NOW ZEE WILLIAMS.
Bzzzzz...! Oh? Text from Renée. Zoey got someone already. Cool! But she might have a few gals coming after her to get her food out.
Well that's just rude. And gross. You think you'll help out, but...Zoey might not like that. She's pretty proud and stuff. Maybe if she gets in trouble? You see her leaving, so the others are probably close behind. Wait, why was she in the building in the first place? Oh well, she's Zoey. She kinda does what she wants and the most you can do is direct her destructive force in a general area. ANYWAY, you see the three approaching. Time to decide what to do.
NOTE: Baby is based on Kid from Chrono Cross, belonging to Square-Enix. Ringo is based on Momo from Breath of Fire 3, belonging to Capcom. Joan is based on Jean from Lunar 2, belonging to GameArts and Working Designs.
OPTIONS (VOTE IN BOTH):
http://www.strawpoll.me/10266641 <- Renée
http://www.strawpoll.me/10266655 <-Zee
NOTE: Voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. The results are as-follows:
Renée:
Help out Zoey: 1-39 (40 votes)
Get Audrey involved: 40-61 (22 votes)
Stay: 62-77 (16 votes)
Result: 48 (Get Audrey involved)
Zee:
Let Zoey handle it: 1-28 (29 votes)
Get Liz to help: 29-53 (25 votes)
Help Zoey: 54-76 (23 votes)
Result: 33 (Get Liz to help)
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Posted by joe354 8 years ago Report
For Zee: Just help her out. We'll deal with the mad skunk later.
Renee: Get Audrey involve.
Posted by ArgobargSoup 8 years ago Report
That conversation about Helga bein' snarfed "again" implies that bein' snarfed is a regular occurrence fer her, and it's suggestin' ta me that this group may have... experience in extractin' prey. Might be somethin' ta look out for. :P
Posted by Jujubean3157 8 years ago Report
I agree with that. It also means the stuff they brought with them could be actual weapons hidden within toys
Posted by forgreatjustice18 8 years ago Report
I hope zoey eats all 4 :P
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
She could, potentially!
Posted by Jujubean3157 8 years ago Report
in your universe what is you youngest someone got snarfed. Please don't tell me someone gave birth whiled being eaten.
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
I have no idea. I mean, it WOULD be possible that at some point in history, women would have given birth and eaten their own babies or something.
In our own reality, women sometimes dumped their newborns in rivers and stuff, so it's not impossible.
And...I dunno. Your specific scenario probably could've happened. It's gross, but it's possible, I guess? XD
Posted by Jujubean3157 8 years ago Report
In your universe people get eaten living and whole. If they didn't empty themselves early enough it is possible for them to releve themselves inside a predators stomach which given the fear of being eaten might actually happen.
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Conceivably, sure.
Posted by Jujubean3157 8 years ago Report
may I also assume there is no age limit to snarffing. I mean if these adult ladies happen by a small snack sitting by itself alone in the park would any new laws apply?
Posted by Humbug 8 years ago Report
Actually, I think it's much more illegal to snarf a child.