How could someone possibly be this bad at writing directions? Zach only had himself to blame for not looking at them before leaving. His roommate had set him up on a blind date. One that Zach was unsure he would ever find. He actually wrote “The diner with the red chairs and cute waitresses”. He didn’t even include the fucking name. On top of that he wasn’t picking up his phone.

    

A grand battle was taking place. Truly a struggle so intense it would be remembered for generations. Julie struggling to get her black yoga pants over her massive ass. Each check wobbling violently, threatening to tear her pants asunder. She carefully squeezed the mounds of fat into the overstretched nylon. Gently wigging her hips in bit by bit. Finally getting them around her waist Julie looked back at the mirror.

 “Hey my loving fans, it’s Kitty Tam Tam here for your viewing pleasure. We got a real treat for you guys tonight.”
 
 Viewers watched as Kitty Tam Tam excitedly wiggle her massive tits for the camera. Her tease show had gained quite a lot of followers. Her pink hair done up in braided tails, coupled with her porn star physique made her streaming show very popular. She claimed to be a neko, but her pink cat ears and tail were obviously fake. No one really cared about that t

    
Ethan sighed as he prepared himself for another day at work. His boss told him he would be training in someone new. Apparently his exemplary work ethic was being rewarded with a promotion. Normally this would be a good thing. Then again, normal people don’t work sanitation at anomaly containment center 53. When your job is cleaning up after tests on aliens, extra dimensional beings, and whatever else you can think of, a promotion usually ends up be

“We should do something, right?” Jen looked to Madison hoping she would have the answer.

“It’s
probably….
Fine, I think. I mean, it’s not like she’s in any real danger. We gave Eddy like, 30 antacid pills. So she should be fine.”

If front of Madison, Jen, Lena, and Riley sat their friend Eddy, who was in a drunken comatose. Her square glasses barley hung from her

Bethany sat down nude on the couch of her dorm. Still not quite sure if she liked the idea she had come up with for her roommate’s birthday. Feeling nervous she turned on her game console and started eating the snacks she had grabbed from the kitchen. Laura wouldn’t be back from her test for another hour, and Trish hopefully wouldn’t wake till Bethany was done giving Laura her “present”.

Bethany was a boar girl and it really showed in her ap

“How had something as simple
as using the elevator become such an ordeal”?
Aden sighed to
himself as he watched the doors open, knowing she would be there. She
was always there. Even when he just went out for groceries she was
there. Their schedules must have matched perfectly. That or she was
magic or something. Lo and behold though, the second the doors opened
she was there, smiling.
Neck length soft
crimson hair and glasses gave her a gentle appearance. Her lipstick
was pink and barely

“I’m doomed”, said a young
women staring into her mirror. Mia was not actually doomed, just very
sad to see that her latest of many diets had failed its purpose.
Though Mia wasn’t trying to lose weight, in fact she was trying to
gain weight. At 5 foot even and only 103 pounds Mia was at a
perfectly healthy size for her age, but the 23 year old wanted more.
Her breasts could only be described as none existent. Looking down
only made her even more depressed, as even a desperate ass man wou

Travis couldn’t
wait to get to his girlfriend Clara’s Halloween party. He had been
waiting for weeks to see her squeeze into the sexy princess costume
she had bought. They had planned on matching costumes so he went as a
knight. Even while driving, the only thing he could think about was
her ass. The thought was so distracting he almost hit a tree on his
way there.
When he arrived
the party was already well under way. There was booze, scary noises,
and the living room was packed. Already ex