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Not all of the problems in Termina come from the moon overhead. Sometimes, it's good to take a moment out from saving the world to help a pair of girls learn some new moves. Man, isn't Link a nice guy? :D
The latest in the ongoing saga. Hope you all enjoy!
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Posted by rika 8 years ago Report
Jesus, the lack of fear from that fairy! I mean, she wants to save her brother, but she hasn't noticed a pattern to the people (and/or monkeys/plants) Link helps yet? Right at the end of every quest? I mean, he just 'helped' those stinky twins behind the bush.
Whatever. Btw, I have an old mayo bottle lying around somewhere, I guess I could get Link to fix my toilet in return for it. Gee, I hope that isn't tempting fate too much! :P
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
I'm sure Link would never eat anyone REALLY important! After all, think of all the good times they've shared like... Tatl watching Link... get cursed. Either way! I'm sure Tatl knows what she's doing. There's no way this will end badly for her.
An old mayo bottle!? Link would fight a toilet dragon for something as precious as that. Course it would be common courtesy to give him SOMETHING to fill it with.
Posted by rika 8 years ago Report
Phew, I was worried about her for a second. Yeah, it's not like his last fairy partner disappeared between adventures or anything.
Oh, good, cuz I gotta real toilet dragon problem (don't ask, long story). I could fill the bottle with something, like, uh, milk? A magic potion? Spiders? A Deku Princess? I ain't got none of that, he'll just have to figure out what to fill it with himself.
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
I'm sure there is a totally legitimate, mundane reason Navi disappeared and has nothing to do with Link's habits.
Welllllll... potions aren't the only red thing Link would enjoy gobbling up. And if you come just a bit closer, I'm sure he'll show you exactly what he plans to fill that bottle with.
Posted by rika 8 years ago Report
I guess. Considering the mouth on that fairy, Link's probably not the only one who would try to eat her.
Are you talking about me?! I-I wouldn't fit in a bottle! Do I look like I have a minish cap on me? Let me settle this with Link. Well, excuuuse me, hero...
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
You might not want to get too much in Link's face. He may just-*GLORP**SMACK**SLURP**GLULCK*
Aaah~
Tried to warn you. You're certainly going to be fitting in that bottle after all. You fit in his belly easily enough. Hope you don't mind getting a loooot more squishy.
Posted by rika 8 years ago Report
Aaarghh! When I get out of her, I'll have him scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
U-uh... Once I find a way out, anyway... *KICK* *PUNCH* *GURGLE* *WIGGLE*
That do anything? Is he relenting? C-cuz, I'm getting a little light headed... *GLORP*
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
Yeah, you're totally having an impact there! Link's starting to look a little red in the face. He may just-*BLRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP*
Welp. Nevermind. Guess you just made his stomach bubbly. Actually, his belly's looking a bit smaller. It's starting to get a bit harder to tell your head apart from your butt. You holding up in there? *GLRRRGLE*
Posted by rika 8 years ago Report
I-I am not... a- *GLORP* -butt-head... *GLRGLURGLE*
Don't think I'm g-giving up... I just need- *BLORP* *GLRRRT* -to rest... for a... sec-blrg-glrg...
...
*GLRRRRRRRRGLE* *GLORP*
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
Annnnnd there she goes. Yep, looking like nothing but a bit of boy pudge now. Oh, the mayo jar? Yeah, let's see, she put it right here. Here you go.
*duna nuna nuna nuna naah!* Yeah you don't have to hold it up, I see-yeah okay. Think it'll be big enough to hold her?
*NNNF**FFFLLRRRNNNTTT**HNNG!**BLLLRRRRFFTT**GGLLCK**SHLRPLAT!*
Wow! Just the right size.
Posted by ViolVulpini 8 years ago Report
Wait...I thought I read this one but it looks like I didn't.
Whoa, Link's greed nearly costed him Tatl but the imagery of him stabbing at the moon trying to look fierce and his huge gut is too funny. No wonder he won her over! ALSO that poor guard might be scarred for life to have witnessed the very rare DUO entrance vore.
Posted by Belloc 8 years ago Report
Even Tatl has her limits... though I'm sure being around Link long enough is detrimental to ANYONE'S moral fiber. XD And yes, that poor guard. Thank goodness he'll forget when Link resets time. Though the image may still haunt him in his dreams!