Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

Yes, I would like to thank me for this momentous occasion! *suddenly another Anonymous Lurker appears from the right*

Yes, but I can't have done it without me! *Another Anonymous Lurker appears from the left*

Yes, quite, but honestly if it wasn't for Anonymous Lurker we wouldn't be here today! *another Anonymous Lurker appears dangerously close to your screen before baking up with the three other Anonymous Lurkers*

Yes. We made it to the big times people and its all thanks to us!

But wait I think we're forgetting someone? *all four then took a moment to think, who could possibly be missing from this group of important people. Suddenly all four of them shrug and say*

Eh its not important anyway lets go out and paint the town red in the blood innocents! Yay!!!!!! *goes off to a nearby town to wipe off the face of the earth.*

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

Allright, I’ll take the two on the left... crystalkiller? You get the two on the right?

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

...Oh wait, I can see why our recent outburst might be misinterpreted as mass genocide. *pulls out a can of paint that is labeled as "Blood of Innocents"*

Blood of Innocents is our newest line in paint products and we want to show it off in a nearby town where an Earth Mural was brutally defaced by someone who painted a 'Troll-face' on the earth hence the 'wipe the face off the earth'. We plan on removing the troll face by using our "Blood of Innocents" paint in order to give the mural some abstract art-form!

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

*Appears with a cart full of spray paints* You're forgetting me! I got more paint so we can cross out all the naughty graffiti in the world. There's this extra special one called Infinity Spraylet "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the graffiti of the universe, but this brings a smile to my face."

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

Ewwww. That looks like a knockoff or something! If you want you can buy some of our paint at $23.95 per paint can and along with it you get your over-sized novelty paintbrush to cause untold mayhem at the local art show!

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

*Shadow Mario appears. Steals paintbrush, then disappears.*

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

...Anonymous Lurker. Go after him and rip him limb from limb while keeping him alive and get that paintbrush back ok? We got a deal on the line here.

Yes sir! *disappears for a moment or two before coming back covered in blood that now drenched the paintbrush* Done!

Is he still alive?

Yes... for the moment... until he bleeds out.

Excellent. Now ZNV do you still want to buy our paint and get a big novelty paintbrush?!~

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Um, I think you have other problems. *Suddenly, warping through time and space, King Bowser appears. He's not alone either, bringing along Masked Dedede, Ganondorf, and... Hades?!? They beat the ever living snot out of AnonymousLurker for what he did to Bowser's son, steal the paintbrush back, then leaving, sealing off their home dimensions to Lurker travel.* Uh, are you okay? *Looks at the broken form of AnonymousLurker twitching on the ground.*

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

*I appear from behind you looking down at the twitching hunk of flesh from over your shoulder* Good thing they beat up one of the carbon copies!

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

Lol nice save. *puts away the Infinity Stone-enhanced Silence Glave.*

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Silence Glave? Is that a standard weapon from your home universe?

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

No it comes from the Sailor Moon universe. Or rather a sailor moon universe in which Sailor Saturn went crazy and destroyed all creation. I took it from her cold dead hands after a long three day fight. Between me and her.

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

*one of the Anonymous Lurkers pilfers your Infinity Stone-enhanced Silence Glave* This'll look good on the mantle right Anonymous Lurker?

Why yes Anonymous Lurker! It would look great next to the mounted head of the fast food mascot Wendy back home!

Good news Smax! This'll pay off all the shirts you bought from us if you let us keep this! Whaddya think? Sounds like a nice deal huh?

*all the Lurkers begin surrounding you while saying "Yeah?" or "Riggggght?" or "Huh huh?"*

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

*Summons Nute Gunray* "This is getting out of hand, now their are four of them!" *Unsummons Nute Gunray. Summons Thanos* I need to borrow this. *Steals Infinity Gauntlet with all six stones.* Let's correct this mistake and restore balance to the universe. *Snaps fingers. Three AnonymousLurkers turn to dust, leaving only the original and a very hangry Wendy* Much better. *Gives Thanos the gauntlet back* Can't mess up the MCU or Infinity War 2 will be garbage.

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

My other Lurkers! No! ..... Oh wait they were just carbon copies anyway so they would of crumbled to dust anyway. *looks over at Wendy* Huh, you were supposed to be a head mounted on my wall you smug little bitch. I'll have to fix this. *grabs her by the pigtails and tosses her into a light post* Now I'm going to have to pay that damn multidimensional taxidermist extra to have her replaced. *looks over at Thanos's gauntlet then at him* "No, you can't have this Gauntlet you-" *suddenly my fist goes through his head killing him* I AIMED FOR THE HEAAAAAD! *quickly pilfers the gauntlet and begins the long and arduous process of removing the stones* These'll fetch a nice price at the blackmarket you know?

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

#AlwaysAimForTheHead I'll be taking Wendy alive, however, let me help you with those stones... *Pries stones free and gives them to you* Sell them away, can't have all those stones falling into one person's hands again.

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

Hmmmm... wait I got an even better idea! *takes all the stones before crushing them up into my hands and lays a line of crushed up infinity stones before snorting it through a McDonald's straw* OH YEAH I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER!

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

*Takes over AL's businesses while said Lurker is on an infinite high, never to return to the real world.*

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

*Eventually I suddenly came to the realization, I was never high on the Infinity stones to begin with. No. I was high on the one thing that could overpower any mind. I was high on life. Figuring out that ZNV took over my business I quickly sue his punk ass and return to my business a changed... whatever the hell I am* Honestly I don't would make a good business man ZNV, the business world is a cutthroat place where the strong prey upon the weak. You should stick to writing stories. *disappears from existence to begin finding investors into my new paint line*

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

Smax has been too busy flirting with Wendy to noticethe Glave was stolen in the first place refuses the payment and steals the Glave back. “Here are your shirts back. They’re the wrong size anyways.”

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

*reappears and grabs all the shirts* Ok! I'll just sell them to angst ridden teenagers over near the shopping mall at the Starbucks and to overly awkward otakus who still live in their mother's basements! *disappears leaving you shirtless*

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

*pulls out spare T-shirt and throws mage-style cloak over it.* you do that.

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

You should make t-shirts out of it. They could sell at a good price!

Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report

True that! For that you get a nice little 10% cut of the profits on what the t-shirt sells for my weird looking friend!

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

The ship sank! I repeat, the ship sank! (Only lasted 2 chapters...)

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

SOS! SOS!

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

... too similar to the last Hidden ending... but still funny.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Well, I kind of wrote myself into a corner with this one... Decided to just use my concept for the original hidden ending. Well, at least you still enjoyed it funny.

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report

I don’t see how this was a corner, Paya could have been corrupted by the vore power and become a willing servant of Vorensu... but whatevs I’m easy.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

I guess this weird voice in my head, I think it's called a "conscience" or something like that told me I didn't want to do that to her. I have secret standards for all the characters. There are things I won't do to some of them. That's one of those things. Also, I wouldn't have wanted her to become a thing with Link. You'll no exactly why later, but let's just say he's looking less and less like someone you'd want to be with.

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

Hope in the next timeline, Link won't be as a dick as he currently is. I don't mind Link as an anti-hero and villain protagonist, but this Link just have nothing in common with the Link we all know. Although, I really start to like Vorensu and love the interaction between Ganon and Zelda(Also thanks for making Ganon more like an actual person rather then just a shadow of himself). It is also interesting to see how the others react to Link change.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Ganon and Link have sort of switched places in that regard. Ganon's more of a person while Link is just a shadow of former self. Next time, he'll fill more of that anti-hero role as he'll be facing of against Vorensu and his horde while fighting alongside Ganon. That might make it seem like he'd be even more evil, but he'll probably interact a lot less with people and therefore not murder them for no good reason other than he's hungry.

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

Can't wait to see this. Also, it could be good to see Link not completely under the will of Ganon and more in an alliance than him being one of his minion. A choice for him after he defeats Vorensu could be that either he stay with Ganon or he goes against him. If Ganon is given enough depth, you could make the choice of staying with him be more attractive than fighting him again. You could even make in sort that the eternal battle between Link, Zelda and Demise finally have a conclusion(only in this timeline atleast). You could also make Ganon more evil than ever before or instead make Zelda and hyrule less trustable( They did commit an giant genocide against the gerudo just because their current leader of the time was angry against the king of Hyrule for forcing his people to live in the desert(see Ganon dialogue from Windwaker)


The potential seem to be endless with this timeline. You could even make in sort that instead of saving the divine beasts, you resurrect Ganon allies like Vaati, Girahim, Zant and Twinrova that are sealed in temples (or divine prisons).

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Unlike with Vorensu, the decision to betray Ganon will actually be possible. Interesting idea about the allies, but the clean-up when Link potentially turns good again would be a bit much. Ganon won't mess with Link's head as much either, so it might be hard for Link to truly abandon Zelda, though there's a lot to be explored with Ganon not looming the shadows until the final battle.

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

Another way would be to partially revive them (basically connected them to the soul of Demise. So if Ganon is vanquished, they will also died. You could also make the guardians fight them and depending of the choice of Link, either make the usurpers triumphant by the power received from Ganon recovery or make the Guardians triumph over them when their power weaken with the fall of Ganon(also possible multiple vore scenes for the victorious.)

Can't wait to see how the path will play out.



TO BE CONTINUED====>

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Nice Star Allies reference! It’s not my favorite Kirby game, but it’s definitely top 5

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

It made my list as well, but it has tough competition with Return to Dreamland. Love the music though and all the different modes. It was the best way to key people off to the fact that this might not be the actual ending before they got to the bottom of the description.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Return was my favorite, and then Planet Robobot took its place. I didn’t know Kirby in a robot mech was a thing I needed until I saw it

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Oh, that had a great final battle. Playing as the Halberd, childhood dream come true. Also, Meta Knightmare Returns, always appreciate an opportunity to play as Meta Knight, the Scourge of Darkness as he's now known thanks to Star Allies. Definitely keeping that in mind for a story. Robobot also had good music.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Yeah, I know you do mostly Zelda themed work, but a Kirby related themed story would be cool to see! You don’t see much Kirby vore, which is strange since he practically invented it

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Kirby is the main hero of Super Smashed Bros. for Wii U: Super Sobered Bros. Someday I'll finish it. As for doing other Kirby stories, I personally wouldn't be very interested vore side only because it's just a mechanic doesn't feel as special. Of course, I could still make a cool story out of it because Kirby faces such cool enemies. Could the pink puffball take on Infinity Gauntlet wielding Ganondorf? I guess we could find out...

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Nintendo, Star Wars, Korra... And they said Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover ever

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Maybe I should do a super crossover event with everyone I ever did a story on. One thing I love putting on this site even more than vore is epic stories! Think about the potential such a story arc would hold... Also briefly back to Kirby stories, thought about it and realized that it's the easiest vore tagged story medium out there. Not even a challenge: vacuum, swallow, done. Let's me put more story in.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Eh, valid point. Though there are other females in the series that could make for good candidates, like Adeline, Susie, and the mages

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Don't forget Ribbon, Kirby's one time crush that Nintendo has never brought back! But, in the standings of my 3 favorite Nintendo franchises: 1 is obvious, Kirby is 2, Mario sits at 3. i don't count Smash Bros. because it brings all the great characters into one game.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

Who knows, maybe she’ll be the 64 rep! I doubt it though, since the leaks are saying Adeline, and there’s already an ability that’s pretty much a reference to her. But there’s always a chance! If Dark Meta Knight is a dream friend, anything’s possible. What’s next, Escargoon from the anime?

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Hmmm, I wonder if they are sticking to one a game, because Rick, Coo, and Kine are from Dreamland 2 and 3, while Gooey is solely from three. Adeline is from 3 and 64, which means Ribbon could be the solo 64 rep as Waddle Dee is obviously bandanna Waddle Dee and Dedede is, well Dedede. Escargoon, could be possible as buff Dedede came from the anime.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

From what I’ve seen so far, it looks like each wave is going to be a different era of Kirby. Wave 1 was the classic games, wave 2 will be the “dark age” (post-64 to RtDl), and Wave 3 will be the modern games. Though I can see a spinoff wave with possibly an anime rep, Prince Fluff, and possibly Eline?

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Question: Is Kirby your favorite video game series? Just for curiousity's sake.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

He’s definitely up there! I don’t really have a favorite, but Kirby is one of those series that’s consistent, along with Mario, Zelda, and most of Metroid. *cough* Other M and Federation Force *cough*

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

An excellent line up if I've ever seen one. I'll keep that in mind.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Just stopping back at this thread to say we predicted both the 64 reps correctly, just that they're a combo character instead of two separate ones.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

I have returned for 2 days to read my 300+ messages (that is not a joke), then I'm going offline again. And yeah, I saw. I think it's cool, since Adeline is like the only Dream Friend that can't naturally fly, along with BWD

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

300+?! I leave for like two months and the most I think I've gotten is 60 something! Anyways, I also liked that they thought about Adeline's inability to fly and rather than just give her the generic Star Ally multi-jump, they used it as an opportunity to bring in Ribbon, just like they combined the original three animal friends to work in their different mastered terrains. Sadly, I'll actually be on a mini vacation myself (just for the weekend) when the update drops, so I won't be able to play it till Monday.

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

I’m watching way too many people. But I am pretty excited! I’ll finally be back for the summer, so I can play with zero interruptions.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Well, I shouldn't judge because if you limited the number of people you watched, you may never have found me. But, yeah I'm ready for the new batch of Dream Friends. I've done Star Allies Go with Meta Knight, King Dedede, and Bandanna Waddle Dee. I just started a Rick & Coo & Kine run today, so I hope to knock that out in less than two hours like the others before doing Marx and Gooey. Hopefully I can do them all before Friday!

Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report

That was my thought process. I’m trying to do them all in chronological order, and I still had 4 more to go, so I was putting in way too much time on doing it. Just finished my Adeline & Ribbon run, and it was really great! There’s so many times I was just like, “is this from 64?”

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

I've been gone the past 2 days, but I can't wait to do runs with the new characters when I get the chance.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

See my above comment ^^

Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report

Huh. That's uhhh... Hm. I... Don't really know how to respond to that.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

You seem confused.

Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report

No, just more surprised is all. I didn't expect this ending at all!

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

I threw you for a loop. Glad I at least got someone. What did you expect?

Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report

A game over in which Paya nommed Link.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

Oh, well I thought about doing that, but then I decided to stick to the convention of Paya nomming him resulting in the secret ending. Technically it's still a game over because Link died.

Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report

Ah, I see.

Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report

Kind of funny that the good ending finish with tye death of Link.

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report

He became so twisted and evil that it was the only way for Hyrule to prevail.