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"Fuggin' asshole." The drunken gremlin grumbled, another unfortunate barfly's terrified screams sinking into the minute fey's pudgy guts as the rest of her abruptly vanished underneath Ira's tail and into her very well used pucker. Every time she fluttered off to the loo, emptying her bladder completely oblivious to the muffled protests and wet,filthy noises emanating from her bowels, she returned to find some new person in her seat.
Of course even if she hadn't been too drunk to see straight she probably wouldn't have cared her seat, all the way at the end of the bar, had been empty the whole time. The bartender sure wasn't about to challenge her....not that it was going to keep him on the less fatal side of the gremlin by the end of the night either.
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A gifty picture for The_Saint_Of_Ravens of Ira (not owned by Saint but otherwise drawn exclusively by them!) trying to pry some poor person's hand off the barstool so she can suck them up entirely and not have to take the stool as well.
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Posted by Cobbly 6 years ago Report
You'd think the bartender would just warn the people sitting at the bar
Posted by soline 6 years ago Report
I figure they probably tried the first few times but "Watch out that 5 inch gremlin's gonna-..." didn't help much and besides, still gotta make a living....and hope to stay living by not pissing off the bottomless tiny.
Posted by Savagerush012 6 years ago Report
I wonder, what actually happens to those crammed in her infinite bowels?
Posted by soline 6 years ago Report
Hmm, well historically Ira's guts are generally pretty....final, as a destination. Of course there's no fixed timespan on how long they'll be squirming about up there. Though Ira's probably long forgotten about them already.
Posted by CalypsoIam 6 years ago Report
Love the descriptions you pair with the art. Makes it just that much more amazing.
Posted by soline 6 years ago Report
Thank you! I'm enjoying writing them, hopefully it'll eventually lead to posting some new stories around here too :p.
Posted by TinyHero 6 years ago Report
Hammer space, only way to compact large objects in small places... ^^;
Posted by soline 6 years ago Report
Mmmhm, also just the BEST way to do it :3
Posted by TinyHero 6 years ago Report
I seen a few with this ability, but if it were Tom though (and highly unlikely because he’s underage), he can probably escape this easily, but... he’d probably get hunted by her for sure lol xD