Art by Spinal22.

Opinion is divided on the topic of masturbating while camping out in a green zone.

Proponents say it keeps the edge off, helps keep the mind sharp, and helps one calm down after a tension-filled day. Some veteran huntees claim it's even a set part of their nightly routines, and having some porn or sex toys on hand can drastically cut down on the time needed to rub one out.

Detractors say what the fuck are you doing yanking it when people are trying to eat you, you're just asking to get caught you horny fuck.

In either case, the thought of working a self-pleasure session into your survival training routine is probably gratuitious and not strictly necessary.

Lots of people still do it, though.

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