Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the flat
Not a creature was stirring, save for one big cat
A rattle downstairs aroused me from slumber
And down those twelve steps my body did lumber
Shadowed gainst the window I saw his great shape
And a cushy red outfit that left me agape
His fur a light cream that looked very plush
And sharp cyan hair styled with a brush
He had pointed ears that twitched with the sound
And a huge bulging belly which jiggled all around
I stared at his middle and saw something move
Underneath his fat, a bulge and a groove!
There was someone inside that huge swollen gut!
So shocked was I that I fell on my butt
The noise of my stumble alerted the cat
He turned and approached at the drop of a hat
A grin spread on his lips as his eyes looked at me
His big body rumbled as he laughed, hee hee hee.
"So you're the sister of the brat I gobbled up?
Hope you don't mind, I had to do some cleanup.
She was lying in wait for Santa you see.
What a naughty girl! Go on, do you see?"
He grabbed his fat paunch and shook it about
Inside I heard a scream of "Let me out!"
I jumped to my feet and jumped on his belly!
I hugged it all tight, sinking in like it was jelly.
"Thank you, Santa! My sis is a bully!
Please take her away, i'd enjoy that fully!"
The big cat laughed and put his arms around me
With my sister ingested, he knew I was free.
"I'll keep her as fat for at least three weeks."
He promised that much, a big smile on his cheeks.
Then he got back to work, taking gifts from his sack
And munching some cookies as an after meal snack.
Up the chimney he went in a bright flash of light
Then onto the next house with a bound of delight
For his tummy was already churning his prey
And this night was not over, twas still christmas day!
More houses to visit, more gifts and more sweets
And more naughty girls were just extra treats!
As he went off into the night I heard him shout
"Merry Christmas to all! I'm off to pig out!"


Courtesy of  CadenGallic upon seeing the WIP of this drawing :v

Given the latest content I've done I figured Mezik would be the good pick for playing the Santa role this year! With some help from Autumn to get into the right size~

...Though I'm sure he's gonna end up way bigger before the night is up.


Anyhow, happy holidays folks~

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