“Sorry, some guy was staring at me and wouldn’t move, so I ate him. What were you saying?”

“Never mind that, that’s the fifth one in the three minutes we’ve been talking! …You’re wearing that sweater again, aren’t you?”

“Yeah. It’s great, isn’t it?”

“I don’t know how that thing stays in shape the way you’re always stretching it out. I’ve ruined tank tops by forgeting to take them off before a quick snack, and knitwear is supposed to stay stretched even worse.”

“Oh, I know this cheetah who does a great clothing enchantment for that. He claims it actually sticks to knitwear better, something about the fiber size. Really cute, but having clothes that snap back like this is totally worth not eating him.”

“Sounds like a useful guy to have around.”

“Y’know, I bet he’s be happy to make a sweater like this for you if I asked him.”

“...Get it in black, please.”

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Cindy's rather impatient with people who don't get out of the way. Her being a vorpal bunny, this tends to result in her getting a quick bite to eat in the middle of whatever she's doing, in this case walking to work. Just a little something to tide her over until her shoot of the day.

...For anyone curious, she's on the phone with her younger sister, Cassandra.

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