"Hey guys! i just got this new very cute mobile app! it's called S.O.L! The Solilia online lover is the new app for all the birb lovers on the goal! she is the highly changeable and very cute birb assistant becomes part of the phone. She is great for many many things! like organization of the emails and files, pulling up and optimizing mobile games, heating and cooling the holder of her, and many many more things! she's the only assistant you will ever need! She even comes with a Feeding Mini game! feed her per day and you get daily prizes! from a few cents added to your account, a smooch from your phone, all the way up to a phoenix feather! Don't believe me?! then here are some of the glowing reviews!"

review 1 - 5 stars
- This app is absolutely amazing! me and my family use it! the children love to play with her and my husband has given me all types of outfit ideas thanks to her! thank you S.O.L

Review 2 - 5 stars
- Best app i ever got! screw fortknight! this app lets me put my **** in her mouth, AND IT WORKS! she sucks you off brah! get this app now!

Review 3 - 4.5 stars
- This app is great, though a little odd with it's GPS system. I have been trying to get to know where my wife and son are, but the app keeps saying 'Here' and pointing to her belly. maybe make sure your app stops joking as if it can eat people.... outside of that wonderful app! helped me to get promoted at work.

Review 4 -
HELF! APP HAS ARM! NOMMED MY FAMORJKEN, I DON'T WAN DIE! HEKWFBNVRFIOEUDFEJW
5 stars

"so get her today! she is free!"

(so, this is super  SoliliaFirestarter's idea and character. i wish i could have thought about this... though this idea was helped to become a thing thanks to  Gelenor this is such a fun and silly idea x3 i love it a lot!)

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