"Remember kids, if your meal is wearing something you don't want to have to poop out-"

"No! Just say your line!"

"You're no fun. All right, ahem: Remember kids, if your meal is as big as you are, you're asking for trouble!"

While Natiq once swallowed two whole dolphins and digested them without much trouble, dolphins vary in size a lot. This is partly due to their "I bet I could have sex with that" mindset and the resulting hybrids, the best known of which is the wholphin. As a result, Natiq eventually ran into a dolphin just too big to get down all at once. He had the choice of coughing it up or digesting it a bit at a time. You can probably guess what he did. 83

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