Ritsuka walked into the facility's cafeteria to grab a quick snack when they noticed a Servant sitting at a table by herself. Even from behind, the mage could recognize the Servant as Saber Alter, and as they approached, the echo of King Arthur chomped loudly on a double-decker burger.

It was hardly an unusual sight to see the jet-black armored Servant cramming junk food into her mouth, given both her appetite and her menu. Her hair and face, both paler than the woman with whom she shared her name, power, and appearance remained spotless despite the vigor with which she attacked the mountain of food before her. Though it was hard to see, beneath the table sat the Servant's stomach, groaning and glorping almost as loudly as its owner devoured the food before her impossibly large for anyone except a Servant to manage. The pale bloat was so large that it had lifted up the Servant's dress as it swelled outward, but due to its size, maintained its owner's modesty anyway. Not that she cared, of course.

"Hi, Saber Alter!" Ritsuka called out, giving a small wave of their hand. The mage walked across the spacious cafeteria, but their greeting was not met by the Servant, unless one counted a loud belch as an acknowledgement. "S-so, um... How are you?" Ritsuka asked, rubbing the back of heir head as the continued one-sided nature of the conversation got awkward with the Saber loudly eating.

"Hungry." Was her blunt reply, sparing little time for a response before cramming an entire extra-large burger into her mouth, with the mage watching in astonishment as her cheeks bulged out like a chipmunk as she chewed while her hands held another of the greasy morsels at the ready in front of her face.

"H-hey, now that I think about it... Wasn't Jeanne Alter here, too? I saw her come in here a few minutes ago but I don't see her at all!" Ritsuka asked, looking around the stark white room and saw no evidence of the Avenger servant's presence except for a single tray left on the floor next to the Saber. They bent down to pick up the metal object, but found no traces of food on it.

By the time the mage had asked their question and returned their gaze to Saber alter, she had finished both the burger she had consumed at once and done the same to the other, now gorging on handfuls of french fries. "She saw- omph -the feast I made for- gulp -myself and tried- nom -to take some for herself." The Marble-skinned Servant replied between inhaling mouthfuls of the salted food. "Fool. She should have- chomp -known better than to get between- ulp -a King and her food! BURRAAAAAP!" Saber Alter punctuated her explanation with a long burp that echoed off the walls of the room, sounding even more imposing.

Further questioning from Ritsuka yielded no more answers on the subject, as Saber Alter seemed more focused on eating than talking from that point on. With a shrug and a sigh, the mage assumed that Jeanne alter had stormed off in a rage out of the door on the opposite side of the room after being denied any of the Saber's food. They walked across the cafeteria to grab an energy bar as a light snack, glancing once more at the platinum-blonde Servant before leaving the way they came in.

Beneath the table, Saber Alter's stomach rested lazily on the floor, noisily churning and bubbling around its increasing haul. It was like a small, pale white bean bag chair, wider than her shoulders even with the armor on. The grumbling ball of belly reached the bench across from the Servant and even a little further past that, the bloated sphere showing some give as it squished against the cold metal seat. It even nearly pressed up against the underside of the table itself as it continued to grow with more food entering its confines. What Ritsuka didn't notice were the occasional bulges pushing out from beneath the surface of the pale white stomach where Jeanne Alter kicked and punched as hard as she could.

The Avenger's shouts and insults were all impossible to ear, let alone understand over the sound of the stomach processing the food sloshing and squishing around her, hiding almost all traces of the fact that the Saber had devoured her whole when she attempted to reach for a burger the Saber had set her sights on.

Saber Alter continued to eat as if nothing had happened, having just consumed another piece of junk food and planning to do so with many more.

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Another great story provided by  veender ! This was written a while ago but I really liked it a lot and wanted to get a picture to go with it eventually, so here it is! Always remember to never get between a girl and her burger folks!

Picture drawn by  ecchipandaa !

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