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The time has come for another Friday the Thirteenth story! Courage and Wisdom have both been victims of this, but Power has yet to fall... Mostly because Power is usually Ganondorf. In Hyrule Warriors though, he is not the only one to possess it. Witness Cia's obsession for Link lead to her downfall in some of the memiest parts of the Zelda continuum!
I'm sure some of you have long wondered if I'd ever do anything with the cartoon or the *shivers* CD-I games. I guess now you have your answer. This is called the Meme Version, so I'm guessing when I titled it that months ago, I planned to have a more Hyrule Warriors-centric one as well. Thought, honestly, after what Cia in the last Friday the Thirteenth story, she deserves to be unlucky again.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Nope, saw that it sure is boring and I'm already done (jk I'll come back later)
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
My boy...
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
I wonder what...no, WHO'S for dinner
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I don't know, probably Link. That's how these things go, right?
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Yes for a "legendary hero" he sure seems to end up as a pile of poo a lot
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Well, when his costar is Zelda, it's bound to happen.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Aye, fair enough. Speaking of zelda I figured out most of the stuff that story we were talking about
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh, nice. I look forward to it then.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Well dependent on how my doctors visit tomorrow goes i may have a few days to do it early. Don't worry its not COVID, thinking its either normal flu or a really bad cold
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
The perfect excuse to sequester yourself in bed and write if you ask me.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Exactly
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Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
I can literally hear the voices in my head. It's funny, despite seeing so many cutscenes from it, I never actually played any of the cdi games, probably because I'm not one of the five people who owns a cdi. Well there's always... *lowers voice so the Nintendo Ninjas won't hear* emulation... Time to search the dark web! *gets sold for calamari* Well shit.
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Neither am I, but you hear those voices once and you never forget them. I did watch the whole cartoon once a few years back though. I don't know if you'd want to suffer playing through those though... Crap, I need to buy that calamari so I can resurrect him.
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Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Yeah, I watched the entire show, let's just say that the "Well excuuuuuuuse me princess" line is permanently stuck in my mind. I have seen gameplay, apparently it's like Zelda II but worse. Zelda 2 is the only Zelda game I really dislike, I can't think of any others, except for certain side quests in some games (900 Korok seeds can suck my tentacle.)
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
There's a reason I reference it every now and again. You hear it enough times and never forget it. I never did the 900 Korok seeds because once I found out what the reward was, I could never motivate myself to do it. I did all the shrines and got all the memories because the they both give you something (and there aren't that many memories anyways).
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Posted by The K 4 years ago Report
This was a great read. I love all of Zelda's gas. The burping, farting and belly sloshing.
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
When it's your first time, I'd imagine you'd be bit more bloated because your body isn't used to a meal of that size. More bloated means more burps and farts. Belly sloshing, on the other hand, never goes away.
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