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[Zelda No Vorsu] Destroys All Snakes By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Originally, I only planned to do one story for St. Patrick's Day this year, but while waiting for some details on the other one, I thought up this idea. It's sillier than the other one, but it has a monster girl pred, so I'm sure that'll draw some of you in to see me be defeated for trying to become the St. Patrick of the multiverse. This isn't even the first time this week I've become Zelda poo, thanks to my pal  techtician's latest story, which you can find here: https://aryion.com/g4/view/589886

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Oh boy what's gonna happen to the Delicious Divine this time?

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Ah another dine and dump for Zelda, such a shame

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

*princess poop can't write comments*

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I'm sure my plan will go off without a hitch! All the snakes in the multiverse will be ash by the end of the story. What could possibly go wrong?

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

What's that hissing sound?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I'm sure it's nothing. Just a pipe in my great machine.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

A version of Hyrule where everyone is an anthro or monster girl?

...Tell me more...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I have been formulating some lore for it... I already know how Ganon will work for instance. So maybe, when I have more time, I will.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Hmmm... Maybe a certain blue fox will appear there...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Fox are preds in this Hyrule, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't watch out for hungry lamia, centauresses, mermaids, or... um... whatever the Kokiri end up being...

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Ghost girls?
Or maybe plant girls?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Plant girls, eh? I'm going to write that down...

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

In this monster girl hyrule, what is Link?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

A rabbit boy! Why? Because he turns into a rabbit in A Link to the Past. What does that mean for Twilight Princess in this Hyrule? Good question.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

*slaps self out of stupidity of how obvious it should’ve been* of course he is.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

He'll have to be careful of all the hungry predators roaming Hyrule. Fortunately, there are only ever at most four lamia in Hyrule at one time, and that is a very rare occurrence. Usually there are only one or two.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

“Night of the Wear-Rabbit”? Perhaps?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

That thought did cross my mind as I typed out my response to you.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

"Lord Vorsu doesn't like snakes" *slams notebook* Well if I ever finish that project involving you, let's just say it will involve snakes. Also, wouldn't think you as a fighter, definitely interesting. You hate all snakes? Even Lucas's adorable rope snake?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Wait, what do you mean? I thought I was going to get eaten by Pe- Never you mind that. I prefer not to fight, but I'll do it when necessary. Of course in this case, I don't do a very good job, do I? Beaten by a tail whip of all things... I have a phobia of snakes, so the minute I see one, I conspire to destroy it. Sure, Lucas's rope snake is cute now, but just wait until some depraved artist makes it eat him.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Ah, that explains it. Let's just say I may have a certain professor work on a snake cannon... And a quick search of Lucas here is mostly either him eating someone, Kumatora eating him, or Bayonetta eating him, so a surprising lack of his rope snake, despite snake vore being one of the oldest and most realistic forms of it.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I know who does the Bayo ones... You see, here I didn't have a very good showing combat wise because I was weakened by my opponent being a Zelda and the story being silly. As a video game boss, I'd be more on a Magolor/Marx level, with all sorts of cool powers like lasers, lightning, and giant pens! I'd fear no snake cannon. In fact, I'd destroy it!

Also, I see I have finally made the exclusive derpsquid favorites club with this one.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Yep, saving it for future usage. I was thinking of you summoning various characters from the series, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. I'm thinking most of the secret battles will be structured like this, though it could be rearranged:
Phase 1: summon one of their favorite characters
Phase 2: summon an even stronger one
Phase 3: pull a Thanos "fine, I'll do it myself"
Again though, I still have to work on the project, still in the very early testing phases.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Future usage? What could that mean, I wonder...

That seems like an interesting idea. Perhaps my order could be:
Phase 1: Ganondorf
Phase 2: Link and Zelda at the same time (could even have a game over vore scene if you lose to them)
Phase 3: Me
Phase 4: Me but stronger (because I'm the true final boss)
If you get anything remotely playable, I'd love to try it out.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

I think I'm going to try to get it into a "dev room" state, finish most of the controls and enemies, maybe something similar to the original RVG, then maybe send it to Eka for the galleries. Anyway, back to work!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Yes, don't let me distract you. I want to play this!

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